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Confessions of a Chauffeur VHS
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Confessions of a Chauffeur Video
Confessions of a Chauffeur Description:
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| Triple F's Movie Review (1) |
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Starring: The title (as well as the story) doesn't make any sense. It's about a woman, Kelly Royce, who leaves her boyfriend, Buck Adams, to become a Hollyood escort. Buck Adams plays a chauffer, but not the one in the title. He's played by some anonymous old guy who's role in the story is never even close to adequately explained. Nevertheless, none of the performances are memorable.
This is cheap lower tier early 90's porn with three actors, three actresses, and three sets. The only exterior shots are repeated footage of Kelly getting in and out of a limo and the dull as paint drying interview with the chauffer.
Lamer than the story. None of the guys, including an over-the-hill Eric Edwards, seem to last too long. Tony Montana has a really guick trigger finger and doesn't last more than two minutes inside a pussy.
Sunny Mckay is always great to look at, but unfortunately only has one scene.
It might be the lighting and videography, but Kelly Royce has looked much better elsewhere. Also, Lauren Brice is clearly past her prime, with the beginnings of a double chin and ugly implants which are not flattering. Her awful scene with Montana includes a money shot where he pulls out, steps away and ejaculates on his own boots. I don't want to meet the freak who gets turned on by that image.
This crap give porn a bad name. Without Sunny, this would have been a complete waste of tape. I give it 2.
Posted By Triple F, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Confessions of a Chauffeur VHS
Custodian Of Records Confessions of a Chauffeur VHS
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Confessions of a Chauffeur VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Confessions of a Chauffeur VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Confessions of a Chauffeur VHS or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Confessions of a Chauffeur VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Confessions of a Chauffeur VHS label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: J. Landesman, Custodian of Records, Dreamland Videos, 9158 Eton Ave. Chatsworth, CA 91311. Dreamland Videos hereby certifies that Confessions of a Chauffeur VHS Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Confessions of a Chauffeur VHS may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Confessions of a Chauffeur VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Confessions of a Chauffeur VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Confessions of a Chauffeur VHS Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Confessions of a Chauffeur VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Confessions of a Chauffeur VHS label appears are archived for and on behalf of Movie Exchange by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: J. Landesman, Custodian of Records, Dreamland Videos, 9158 Eton Ave. Chatsworth, CA 91311. Dreamland Videos hereby certifies for and on behalf of Movie Exchange that Confessions of a Chauffeur VHS Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Movie Exchange may here upon rely.
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