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Danielle, Lisa DeLeeuw, Ron Jeremy, Becky Savage, Joan Victoria, John Leslie, Mai Lin, Herschel Savage, Jon Martin, Jesse Adams, Angel Burgon, Victoria Slick, Michael Morrison.
XXX
Classics
Historical Reference
82 min.
By:
Collectors Video
Joe Sherman
X3587V1I0/0
VHS
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Blonde Next Door Video
Blonde Next Door Description:
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Starring: This gem ranks as one of the most entertaining porn comedies of the early eighties. It stars Danielle as a dumb-blonde who's had enough of husband Mike Horner (they have sex guided by an instructional record) and his premature ejaculations. She needs to cum, so it's on the road for her. That's when she's picked up by Ron Jeremy's horny con man. Naturally, they hump (on the hood of his car), and, yes, she cums. Later, Jeremy's secretary Lisa de Leuuw smells Danielle's juices on her boss, which send her into a sexual frenzy. Danielle's juices, it seems, are a natural aphrodisiac. So Ron bolts back to the roadway to find his squirting money-maker.
Though shot on film, this has all the earmarks of a quickie (cheap sets, small cast, etc. ), but it never cuts into the film's frivolous sense of fun.
A mixed bag. Danielle's naivete is sweet, de Leuuw's tough gal sexuality is edgy, and Jeremy is a dope. There's something for everyone.
The sense of humor. It has no pretenses. And the sex flows naturally for the comedic set-ups. When Mike Horner's pal Paul Thomas give his a whiff of the cologne drained from his wife, the sexual klutz (who knows he's sniffed it somewhere before) turns into a super dong and pounces on Mai Lin (with Paul's help).
Ron Jeremy plays a large role in the film, so you've been warned. His in-you-face goofball comedy can grow annoying fast.
Still, it's a fun film. A 9.
Posted By Miles, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Blonde Next Door VHS
Custodian Of Records Blonde Next Door VHS
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Blonde Next Door VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Blonde Next Door VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Blonde Next Door VHS or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Blonde Next Door VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Blonde Next Door VHS label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: Ron Wasserman, Custodian of Records, Gourmet Video, 13162 Raymer St., North Hollywood, CA 91605. Collectors Video hereby certifies that Blonde Next Door VHS Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Blonde Next Door VHS may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Blonde Next Door VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Blonde Next Door VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Blonde Next Door VHS Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Blonde Next Door VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Blonde Next Door VHS label appears are archived for and on behalf of Movie Exchange by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: Ron Wasserman, Custodian of Records, Gourmet Video, 13162 Raymer St., North Hollywood, CA 91605. Collectors Video hereby certifies for and on behalf of Movie Exchange that Blonde Next Door VHS Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Movie Exchange may here upon rely.
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