Triple F's Rating:

Starring: In this sci-fi take-off, Seka stars as an alien woman sent to the planet Earth, which is suffering from worldwide impotence. She vows to cure them all, Nifty plot, and Seka looks great and is naked througout the entire movie. The rest of the cast is a who's who of Classic porn including Lisa Deleeuw, Candida Royale, Kandy Barbour, Kandy Konnor, Lori Smith, Serena, Little Oral Annie, and Kelly Nichols. The men include hall of famers Jamie Gillis, John Leslie, and a svelte Ron Jeremy. Disappointingly, only Seka is used to her full potential. The rest of the women have minor or background roles.

Very ambitious, an extremely large cast and multiple locations, including a castle, an amusement park, a farm, and an awful White House set. Cheap Plan 9 from Outer Space effects and spaceships give it the camp feel. However, the film print is very faded, losing much detail and color. Badly in need of restoration.

The film quality really hurts the sex scenes, some scenes seemed to dim and even blurry. There are many sex scenes, half of them with Seka, but all seemed about a minute too short. Nevertheless, anything with Seka was well worth watching.

Seka, who was arguably the bigges and best know porn queen of her era. Whenever she's on screen, she really holds your attention. Here, she has five scenes that shows she could sex it up with the best of them. Unfortunately, when she's not on screen, the movie stinks, and gets muddled in plot.

On the bizarre meter, this movie is off the scale. The whole political commentary threw me for a loop, with lame jokes abou the White House, and Jamie Gillis doing a bad Momar Qaddaffi imitation. Many strange images like Jamie sitting on a block of ice, a dancing line segment and Lisa Deleeuw doing it with two midgets with a snake watching made it all very stupifying, and seemd unnecessary to the sci-fi plot.

This wasn't the showcase for 30 centerfolds, I was hoping for from the box cover. It really is a vehicle designed for the legendary Seka. Disaapointingly, not a very well designed vehicle. Way to much political stuff, way too few of the other women were used, and the midgets just make the whole thing almost too bizarre to watch, Seka, singlehandedly, save this from the catbutt, I give it a generous FYI, the cast of hundreds stated on the box, is a line of men waiting to be serviced by Seka, used briefly in one scene. Hmm, perhaps a foreshadowing of the Houston and Kendra gang-bang tapes.

Posted By Triple F, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM