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Little French Maid DVD or VHS
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Little French Maid Video
Little French Maid Description:
Little French Maid is also available in DVD
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Starring: This release from early '80s is somehow considered a classic. Maybe its the subject. This is one of the few films to play off that musty fantasy about humping someone in a frilly maid's uniform. Though the sex is sometimes potent, overall the film is a static wall-to-waller powered by cute Connie Peterson (who never really broke out) as the nympho maid who spends more time on her back than dusting. She does, however, get to spread 'em for some of the industry's most famous cocks, including John Holmes, Mike Ranger, Paul Thomas, Johnny Keyes, and Mike Horner.
A standard low-budget quickie, the set pieces are so basic we rarely leave the house. You don't need much writing with a plot this limited.
It all rests with Connie, essentially doing a one-woman sex review, and there's no denying her appeal. She's a game performer. If you like films where the girl is passed from guy to guy, this is for you.
Any scene where the girl handles Paul Thomas (playing the master of the house) and Holmes (the butler) at the same time is one to remember. She also takes on Paula Smith and Holmes, then discovers Johnny Keyes eyeing her lustfully. This girl can't get enough. So off comes the uniform and in goes Johnny. It turns out out gal likes backdoor action.
Connie may be an able sex kitten, but her acting abilities are limited. Some of the line readings are lame. But, then little effort went into this beyong the sex scenes. The film's later attempts at romance are just plain weak.
A 7. She makes it worth seeing. But a classic? Nah.
Posted By Miles, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Little French Maid VHS
Custodian Of Records Little French Maid VHS
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Little French Maid VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Little French Maid VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Little French Maid VHS or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Little French Maid VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Little French Maid VHS label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: R. Sutton, Custodian of Records, VCX Ltd., Inc., 3430 Precision Drive, North Las Vegas, NV 89032. VCX Ltd., Inc. hereby certifies that Little French Maid VHS Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Little French Maid VHS may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Little French Maid VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Little French Maid VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Little French Maid VHS Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Little French Maid VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Little French Maid VHS label appears are archived for and on behalf of Movie Exchange by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: R. Sutton, Custodian of Records, VCX Ltd., Inc., 3430 Precision Drive, North Las Vegas, NV 89032. VCX Ltd., Inc. hereby certifies for and on behalf of Movie Exchange that Little French Maid VHS Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Movie Exchange may here upon rely.
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