Dante Sinferno's Rating:

Starring: The video stars Ebony Ayes, Twin Volcanoes, Chesty Love, Candy Samples, Busty Bell, Arabian Treasure Chest, Debbie Jordan, Candye Kane, Randi Nelson, Stacey Owen, Laura Sands, Keli Stewart, Titanic Toni, Pauline Hickey, and a few guys (though not very many). The girls range from gorgeous to grotesque, through at least most do have large and lovely natural breasts, and the 'peformances' are often no more than topless dancing or aerobics (though there is a little boob sex).

Pretty bad. Many scenes are poorly lit, the camera often can't keep up with the 'action' (the breasts swing one way while the camera moves another), the sound is post-dubbed and often out of synch, the music is mostly awful, and the editing is barely competent.

Minimal. Nearly every scene is three minutes long and features nothing but one or two women aimlessly jiggling. A few scnes are actually off-putting, and even the best are merely lukewarm.

Bas as most of this movie is, it does show what real breasts look like, how they move, and how good they feel wrapped around a cock (something you just can't do with the skin-covered bowling balls that seem to have been nailed to the chests of many porn stars). And there are few pretty good scenes: a Candye Kane tit-fuck, Ebony Ayes showing more enthusiasm than usual, and the lovely Pauline Hickey dancing topless.

Too many boring or off-putting scenes, and too few good ones. Even the good-looking women are sexier in their magazine layouts than they are in this mostly softcore flop.

This one is strictly for the natural tits fan, and doens't even have much to offer them. 3 out of 10.

Posted By Dante Sinferno, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM