Longjohn's Rating:

Starring: Dyanna Lauren, Asia Carrera, Tina Tyler, Anna Malle, Alex Dane, Colt Steele, Marc Wallace, Nick East,Steven St. Croix along with authentic Madam Chi Chi LaRue and piano player Dee Gordon.
What did you think of the film's production values?
Excellent plot, local and inimatography. Some neat jazz in the background, soft enough to hear the squealing andslurpy sex. Dyanna even sings a torchy number accompanied by Dee Gordon.

Very high marks for eroticism. Costumes were really sexy and they always left on some adornment making the scenes even more enjoyable than pure nudity. The scene with Nick East blindfolded screwing Dyanna, Asia and Tina in one session was especially erotic.

In the last scene, Marc and Nick, two sailors (machinist mate strikers from USS Missouri from their uniforms) have a DP with Alex Dane that was outstanding. She is so cute and the two guys really give it to her. They take turns between her pussy and her ass and all three are very energetic the whole time. Alex looks quite young here. Movie was shot in Oct of 1994 and I think Alex was born 7 July 1976 making her barely legal. Her ass looks almost virginal. This scene alone was worth the price for admission.
Chi Chi La Rue is very authentic as the fat old Madam while Dee Gordon noodles along on the piano throughout.
Steven St. Croix is in love with Dyanna Lauren (who wouldn't be) and at the end, takes her away to marry her, but not before some inspired sex in the kitchen. Colt Steele arriveswith his wife, Anna Malle, who is inhibited and can't reach a climax. Madam assigns Asia Carrera, who takes charge of their therapy better than any shrink. Anna is totally cured as Asia shows them both how it done and really gets off as well.
Nick is being treated to a last night of bachelorhood by his best buddy Marc. Marc blinfold him and shoves him onto a bed with Dyanna, Tina and Asia. By the time these lusty ladies show him what its all about, he is not so sure about married life. Then Alex delivers the coup de gras with her fantastic young body and a DP to die for! Marc happily pays up and they leave. Dyanna and Steven leave despite Chi Chi' misgivings about how he will support her in the manner to which she has become accustomed. Dee Gordon reminisces about all the goodtimes in Mz. Wilson's (Chi Chi's) old house.

I would be hard pressed to dislike anything about this movie although I doubt if any Master Chief would have let the guysgo ashore with pony tails sticking out under their white hats but what the hay!

This film gets an unqualified 10! Its got it all. I've watched it several times and if anything it just gets better.

Posted By Longjohn, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM