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Big Black Dicks DVD or VHS
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Big Black Dicks Video
Big Black Dicks Description:
Big Black Dicks is also available in DVD
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| J-Bird's Movie Review (1) |
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Starring: *on the box(what you see on the box is what you get! Gauranteed!*
Kim Eternity, Kira, Mary Jane, Porsha, Obsession and a few others.
*what I got*
No Kim, no Kira. . . I also didn't see Mary Jane or Obsession (I don't believe any ways) I'm tempted to write the company that put this out. Shamefully this is one of the only dvd's I didn't buy from Excalibur, with the excellent return policy :)
I did see Ms. Jello in the movie, and Porsha had 2 scenes. aside from them I had no clue who was who, and I hardly knew who they were :)
It's a poorly thrown together compilation tape. Next to NOTHING that was on the box was actually in the movie, something I've come to pretty much expect for comp's. Also the "jump to scene" is screwy. A few of the jumps take you middle parts of the scene, and a few aren't even on the list. The sound and editing seem fine, or at least good enough. They could have put more work into the scene selector and possibly added some bios and into on who is who. Nothing has names or info, it was all a mystery to me.
I like Porsha's scenes, she has a different look to her. Ms Jello is okay, she is like a less attractive Kim Eternity, she seems to be into her scene with Delvin Weed. The rest of the girls (who I couldn't name) didn't do much for me, either their looks weren't working or the scene was drab.
It is a DVD and I can zap past the garbage, which was most of it :) And Porsha's scenes had a few moments of dialogue where she was upset at what the dude was doing to her, amusing in a way.
My sole reason for buying this was I saw Kim Eternity on the box. She's not a huge star who sells movies, so I thought she had to be in it. I was wrong. I even watched it 3 times to make sure it wasn't just a hidden scene. Also no Kira, she isn't my favorite but it would have been nice to see. And why does Porsha have 2 scenes, ok she is kind of cool. But WHERE IS KIM!!?!
5, the title is misleading (not that I care) the box is misleading (I do care) and it's half assed attempt at making a comp, if you can even give them credit for the half ass part.
Posted By J-Bird, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Big Black Dicks VHS
Custodian Of Records Big Black Dicks VHS
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Big Black Dicks VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Big Black Dicks VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Big Black Dicks VHS or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Big Black Dicks VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Big Black Dicks VHS label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: R. Duak, Custodian of Records, Sunshine Films Inc., 7800 Airport Business Pkwy #8, Van Nuys, CA 91406. Sunshine Video hereby certifies that Big Black Dicks VHS Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Big Black Dicks VHS may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Big Black Dicks VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Big Black Dicks VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Big Black Dicks VHS Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Big Black Dicks VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Big Black Dicks VHS label appears are archived for and on behalf of Movie Exchange by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: R. Duak, Custodian of Records, Sunshine Films Inc., 7800 Airport Business Pkwy #8, Van Nuys, CA 91406. Sunshine Video hereby certifies for and on behalf of Movie Exchange that Big Black Dicks VHS Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Movie Exchange may here upon rely.
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