Roger's Rating:

Since Private makes the best looking big budget porn films in the world, it is only fitting that they should be among the leaders in the new DVD revolution. This beautifully shot film is considerably more impressive in wide screen format and with the far superior picture and sound quality of DVD than it was when I watched it last year on video.

Taking the helm for this lusty adventure is perhaps the finest adult filmmaker working today, Pierre Woodman. (And for those of you who need to know the difference between a film and your average wham, bam gonzo tape, enroll in Rog's 26 part course on the fine art of erotic cinema criticism.) He has brought along some very attractive performers to make sure the sex is as good as the rest of his film.

As we begin, archeologist William and Elizabeth Reuter (David Perry and Angelica Miraii) are in Egypt looking for a treasure map. Just as they find what they are looking for, the couple are chased from the ruins by the cops. A foot pursuit through the old ruins ensues, and only with the help of a cobra, to our heroes escape with their lives and the map.

Meanwhile across town, a blonde American tourist, (Kristina) is looking to take a trip down the Nile. Her search to find a boat to take her leads her right to Le Pecheur (Jolt Walton). He shows her around the boat, but as luck would have it, she has always wanted to fuck an Egyptian man. Kristina is quite lovely and shapely, just the sort of woman to get his cock hard before she can even get it in her mouth. The real fun begins once his meat meets her lips. She is quite the eager sucker, using the tip of her tongue to tease the head of his throbbing prick while staring right into his eyes. Of course, her pussy is shaved clean so he can make an easy entrance from behind, using her still half on clothes to get a firm grip while he slams her from behind. More of her clothes come off and he mounts her, throwing her legs back over his shoulders and driving in high and hard. Nice close ups of her pussy here as her slit is filled with shaft. When she rolls him over and climbs on, we get shots of her big, round ass. The spooning looks fantastic as he pumps her for a bit before moving his cock back ever so slightly to fill her ass. Somehow in the middle of the dubbed voices, a "fuck me please" slips in there. A little out of place, but it sure sets the mood nicely. Kristina finishes up with some RCA and dismounts to a nice hand/suck job until he explodes into her mouth. This is a blistering sex scene, and Kristina stares into the camera, licking his cock clean as we fade to the next shot.

Having lost their suspects, the cops decide to pay a visit to a local party girl, Yasmine (Mafalda). She teases them at first, but they know she is a slut who just wants to fuck them all, so they race up a hill after her. It's pretty simple really, she teases, they chase, they catch, she fucks. While not gorgeous, Mafalda is an exotic looking woman who knows how to get down and dirty. She works on one cock with her mouth, while jerking the other to full attention. (Admit it guys, seeing her in the full Jeannie costume, awoke certain Barbara Eden fantasies in you.) Once aroused, the cops put her through her paces, one fucking her pussy, another her mouth and still another making sure her hands stay busy. The outdoor setting is fantastic, with perfect lighting, showing off the superior picture quality of the DVD. That impresses me nearly as much as the four way fuck and suck scene. After each guy fucks Mafalda, they give her a brief DP and a couple of shots of protein on her face to cool her on this hot summer day. (Actually, it could be winter for all I know, it just looks hot out.)

William and Elizabeth need to hire a boat, and this brings them in contact with Jolt. (And you thought that was just a throw away sex scene.) He agrees to take them back to Cairo, but needs a bite to eat first. They accompany him back to his home where his lovely wife, Sandra Dark is waiting with lunch. They prove to be quite hospitable, feeding their guests and thrilling them tales of crocodiles on the Nile. (Foreshadowing perhaps?) After the meal, the hosts offer a very special dessert. (Bet you can't guess what happens next.) Elizabeth (Angelica) does a great double blowjob, allowing Sandra time to get out of her clothes for the full on four way fuck to follow. Both women have incredibly beautiful faces that look simply stunning filled with cock. Sandra takes on both guys for a bit as Angelica fingers her lightly haired blonde pussy nearby. Moving next to each other, the couple fuck side by side as the girls kiss and eventually take turns going down on each other. Angelica goes anal first, but Sandra is not far behind, opening her back door for the real fun and games. The side by side RCA with both women bouncing their buttholes down on stiff shafts is nothing short of incredible. Each woman gets DP'd and then has her face covered in cum. I'd give the facial nod to Sandra, but the overall heat to Angelica in a tight race.

Three days later, our heroes are using their map to make their way through a labyrinth, into an ancient burial tomb. In the tomb, they find a perfectly preserved woman. (Tania Rusoff.) Imagine their surprise when her eyes open and she sits up. Instead of running out screaming, they stay and listen to her story. Some four thousand years ago, Tania was a Goddess sent to earth to teach humans how to love. Unfortunately, she was locked into the tomb, by a Pharos's jealous wife.

Flashback four thousand years to Tania being bathed by four women in preparation for some intense passion with the lucky Pharaoh. He sends them away to get at Tania. Despite some rather freaky music, the scene smokes, thanks largely to the fact that Tania just looks hot. This woman is a tremendous cocksucker, working him hard in no time so he can slam her from behind. By the way, check out the beautiful set here, very impressive. They run through a number of positions rather quickly, the best being the mish on the edge of the pool. There is also some anal and a very nice facial, but how on earth does she manage to fuck with that huge hat on her head?

Now that she has been freed, Tania wants to see the world and all it's modern wonders. Taking her to Cairo, William and Elizabeth go to see the Minster of Culture to get protection for their find. Although he seems a little skeptical of their story at first, but one look at a valuable piece of golden jewelry and he is only to happy to do what he can to help. (I don't know about you, but I smell a double cross.)

While they are waiting, William's friend Karim stops by with some clothes and the two men take a tour of Cairo. They stop off to do a little jewelry shopping for Elizabeth. The shopkeeper (Regina) decides to show him some lingerie instead and neither of the guys cries bait and switch. This leads both men to take a taste of the storekeeper. She is only average looking, but she doesn't mind taking two dicks shoved in here face. This woman does have a nice body, no doubt about that, especially when we watch her squat fuck in to a stunning RCA. In addition to the hot sex, take a look at the detail of the rugs here, simply brilliant. A nice double facial closes things out.

As we close this first chapter of the Pyramid, the Minister goes to visit his wealthy friend to discuss the find. The man has a full harem and is happy to share them once the Minister tells him of the treasure. The harem sex and the chase for treasure will have to wait for the next chapter in this tale, however.

The Pyramid is an incredible adult film, made even better by the superior picture and sound quality of DVD. Pierre Woodman has assembled an incredibly good looking case and the sex is nothing short of brilliant. Tania is just one of the super hot ladies to grace the screen in a film that is as sexually appealing as it is technically perfect. Lavish costumes, high profile locations and great sex all add up for a must see adult film. Oh yeah, and for those of us who care about such things, the plot is more than just workable, it's downright enjoyable.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM