Yoda Maddog's Rating:

Starring: Kia, Christina Angel, Fallon, Debbi Diamond, Amanda Morrison, Sabrina Stone and Baily starred in this film.

I bought this film as I am a major Kia fan. I was prepared for the worse since, in my opinion, lesbian scenes are easy to film but hard to make erotic and good. Unfortunatley, the scenes in the film devolve into the usual extreme closeups of huge dildos being shoved in pussies and anuses with little eroticism involved. This film ended up producing im me that one thing movie makers dread: Boredom.

Although I am a fan of lesbian scenes, I very often find that many are hardly erotic or arousing, seemingly thrown together at the last minute to fill a quota. As this film is nothing but a lesbian orgy, one would hope they would really do a good job at building it up and show alot of erotic interaction. However, the film becomes a 90 minute clip of quick and hurried shots, scenes which flick by well within the 30 seconds, and nothing but extreme closeups of dildo action with little or no erotic element. I almost felt like I was watching the screen equivalent of a frustrated teenager's first attempt at writing a sex story.

Kia. Too much is never enough. For true Kia fans though, be warned: You don't see much of her. . . either extreme closeups of her pussy with various sex toys in it, or a glimpse of her through a mass of writhing co-stars. There were some good scenes in the movie but they went by so fast that it wasn't possible to really enjoy them.

This film produces boredom. For me, just watching one woman stick a dildo in another isn't that erotic. After thirty minutes, it was enough I could do to keep from nodding off to sleep. I did awake to a particularly painful scene where one woman gets a dildo up her ass which is attached to something that looks remarkably like a Black-n-Decker power appliance. I'm not much of an anal fan at all, so I wasn't impressed. Anal fans, of course, might enjoy this scene. There's also a scene where a woman has a number of electrical sex toys in her various holes and the effect of the wires makes it look like the other women are trying to rewire a circuit board.

I mainly bought this film to see more of Kia in action, and I hate to be hard on a film since I bought it. All in all, though, it rates a four, five at best, on a scale from one to ten. My advice to Kia fans, Lesbian fans, and Anal fans wanting to see the Black-n-Decker dildo drill bit scene is: wait until this one gets on the bargain table before you buy it. You won't miss anything and getting it at ten bucks is alot better than getting it at thirty five.

Posted By Yoda Maddog, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM