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Some Like it Hard Video
Some Like it Hard Description:
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Starring: Nikki Randall, Sofia Ferrari, Selene, April, Stephen St. Croix, Nick East, Tony Montana, Gerry Pike
It's really difficult to tell here if Nikki Randal--the onlyperformer worth commending here--should be admired for herusual sexual bouncing, or to ask why the hell did sheput those things under her originally tiny boobs. THAT WASHER TRADEMARK FOR CRISSAKE! I don't know. . . I mean, shewas great and everything, but with those implants someof her orignial charm just goes away.
Oh, one thing on the male cast (well, actually, ONE guy: Gerry Pike) GET SOME FUCKING ACTING LESSONS! Or at leastwatch some "untouchables" reruns if you're gonna do thatroll!
What did you think of the film's productionvalues?
This is "spoof" without spoof title. They could have easelycalled it something along the lines of "The Touchables"or something equally moronic, but they decided to spare thepublic the hurl. A toast to that. Other producers aren'tas mercyful.
Like I was saying, this is an Untouchables spoof, withan "eliot ness" and everything (Gerry Pike). Too bad hecan't deliver a good chicago --much less a 30's-- accent.
Well, at least the costumes weren't as laughable.
The plot rolls around eliot recruiting GIRLS for his force. (politically correct, yes. Sense making, not). The girls,of course, fuck everybody.
It's OK. No real surprises here sexiwse. Nikki Randal, of course, is the tour de force with her usual volcanicperformance (here's a girl who likes her screwing!).
I doubt you'll get bored, but I can't guarantee you'll be100% percent delighted (plus there's some looping which you might find out of place).
What the hell: Nikki. She's definitelly an all time best. Somehow, she always manages to scald the viewer with heragressive performances.
Nikki's implants. WHY?? They were FINE the way they were! May the inventor of cosmetic surgery rot in the deepestrecesses of the underworld!
Given the fact that the producers had enough respect forthe audience and did not offended our intelligence witha phony spoof title I'll grant the video a 6.
Posted By Reviewer, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Some Like it Hard VHS
Custodian Of Records Some Like it Hard VHS
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Some Like it Hard VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Some Like it Hard VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Some Like it Hard VHS or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Some Like it Hard VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Some Like it Hard VHS label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: Sean Barrios, Custodian of Records, VCA Labs, Inc., 8484 Wilshire Blvd., Beverly Hills, CA 90210. VCA Video hereby certifies that Some Like it Hard VHS Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Some Like it Hard VHS may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Some Like it Hard VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Some Like it Hard VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Some Like it Hard VHS Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Some Like it Hard VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Some Like it Hard VHS label appears are archived for and on behalf of Movie Exchange by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: Sean Barrios, Custodian of Records, VCA Labs, Inc., 8484 Wilshire Blvd., Beverly Hills, CA 90210. VCA Video hereby certifies for and on behalf of Movie Exchange that Some Like it Hard VHS Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Movie Exchange may here upon rely.
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