Reviewer's Rating:

Starring: Sharon Mitchell, Amber Lynn, Heather Wayne, Bianca, Ginger Lynn, Kevin James, Marc Wallice, Amy Rogers
This video has so many damn fine performers that it is really difficult to say who was the best. Still, just based on good looks the honors go to Ginger Lynn and Sharon Mitchel. Great natural looking bodies, no inhibition in sight. What else can you ask in porn? Ah, ye olde 80's. . .
Because, if you think about it, if the 70's were the golden age--with the exception of the stuff by Annette Haven, who was always so anal retentive about facials--the 80's were the years of PERSONALITY. Seriously: anything BEFORE 1993 has the best performers, and the biggest names. Very few names make it nowadays.

First and foremost this is a sad rippoff of the film "the goonies. " In the original film a band of suburban kids who call themselves "the goonies" try to find a pirate treasure to pay for their homes.
Well, in this particula video Ginger Lynn is the leader of "the poonies" who are a band of girls who are in similar trouble.
But while the original movie was action-adventure, this flick is just another cheap one-house, over-the-weekend video that tries to sell to the audience something which does not have, which is the original movie's flavor (who could they do that anyway? The original flick has MINORS. )
If this was a more recent flick, say, something like "juranal park" I would trash it and bash it for being such a rippoff, but this video has so many great performers from a better, though past time when sex on video was better.
I mean, who can trash a Movie with Ginger, Amber and Sharon?

It's great! It gets a tad cluttered towards the end because of the orgy scene (typical of the 80's, and, if I might add, a recurring element in many ginger lynn movies. )
What makes this video so erotic is the lack of inhibition displayed by the performers. Ginger, for example, takes a vibrator up the ass without much of a fuzz.

The cast. This is one hell of cast and it really makes you wish performers today were as good as they were over 10 years ago. Fuck implants and nosejobs! THIS is what porn is all about!

Well, sorry, but the "spoof" of the goonies is just pathetic. It amounts to no more than an excuse to tape sex. Normally porno spoff of mainstream videos are like this. If this one is saved from a bashing it is because the cast and performances are so good.

All things considered it deserves a good 8. Had the cumshots been a tad more interesting (why do they have ass-shots anyway?) it would have gotten a 9.

Posted By Reviewer, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM