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Missy Impossible Video
Missy Impossible Description:
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| Dante Sinferno's Movie Review (1) |
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Starring: The Video stars Aja, Stella Starr, Tiger Lilly, Rocki De Lorenzo, David Morris, Rick Savage, with a voice-over cameo by Ron Jeremy and a too-brief non-sex cameo by Busty Belle. Performances are pretty good, but not stellar, and none of the women are in any danger of being mistaken for schoolgirls.
Cheap, but not too bad; camerawork and lighting are pretty good, sound okay, editing competent, and how many other porn films bother with location shots and creating a set for a non-sex scene just so the film can have a funny punchline?
Average. The women are attractive, but the sex is very conventional and not super-hot.
Aja and Tiger Lilly, who are both quite tasty.
False advertising. Busty Belle received third billing and was two of my main reasons for buying the video, but she's only on-screen for a few seconds: not only does she not have sex, you never even see her breasts!
It's an average porn cheapie - a little more amusing than most, but the sex is distinctly ordinary. 5 out of 10.
Posted By Dante Sinferno, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Missy Impossible VHS
Custodian Of Records Missy Impossible VHS
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Missy Impossible VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Missy Impossible VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Missy Impossible VHS or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Missy Impossible VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Missy Impossible VHS label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: R. Pistol, Custodian of Records, Arrow Films, 518 Garces Avenue, Las Vegas, NV 89101. Arrow Films hereby certifies that Missy Impossible VHS Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Missy Impossible VHS may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Missy Impossible VHS: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Missy Impossible VHS or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Missy Impossible VHS Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Missy Impossible VHS contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Missy Impossible VHS label appears are archived for and on behalf of Movie Exchange by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: R. Pistol, Custodian of Records, Arrow Films, 518 Garces Avenue, Las Vegas, NV 89101. Arrow Films hereby certifies for and on behalf of Movie Exchange that Missy Impossible VHS Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Movie Exchange may here upon rely.
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