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Trade for Assy Sassy Movie
Assy Sassy Description:
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Starring: Shayla LaVeaux, Norma Jeane, Dyanna Lauren, Krysti Lynn, Alicia Rio and Kaylan Nicole. These luscious lassies put on quite a show. No story, just four titillating sex scenes. In case you missed the title, this is an anal lesbian film. Impressive. Soft lighting, slow tempo music, laacy lingerie, fluid directing, capable editing all accompany some tender and some raunchy lesbian sex. Extremely passionate with some lulls when the toys are employed. (At times it would have been sexier to watch them play monopoly. ) First up, Shayla (in her denim shirt, panties and high heels) and Norma (in her white, fishnet stockings and polka dot dress) perform some cunnilingus with slurping sound effects. After a 69, toys appear. (Is the owner of Doc Johnson a billionaire yet?) Next we have sugar and spice and everything nice. Kaylan and Krysti lounge around in bed dressed for love. Krysti's especially fine her, reminiscent of a young Priscilla Presley. Lots of pussy play and Krysti just loves the tender ministrations Kaylan dotes upon her. Gorgeous faces and incredible bodies are ubiquitous in this sexvid. Krysti's is the only ass penetrated in this scene. Next, Shayla and Norma return with Alicia in tow. Alicia gets two tongues in her pookie and then numerous digits. The dildoes are unleashed too soon, though (I thought blitzkriegs went out with the Nazis?). However, they are eventually put aside for a scorching flesh-only threesome. Alicia's like a dog in heat as she is all over Norma, telling her how hot the Monroe look-a-like is making her. She grinds her pussy into Norma's, sucks her tits and eats her like a starving woman before fingering her into an explosive climax. The best part is when Alicia humps the blonde bombshell's leg soaking her lim in girl cooze. Norma seemed to love it and I wasn't far behind. Finally, Shayla and Dyanna lick, probe and slowly undress each other. When watching these two enchantresses you come to realize angels do exists. (Who needs theology when you have porn starlets?) Short, but very, very sweet. (If Jimmy Stewart really wanted a wonderful life, he would have found a way to get Donna Reed and Gloria Grahmae to make out. Uh oh. I seem to be tripping again. ) The beauty and passion of the women. I truly relished the amount of fun Shayla, Norma and Alicia had. (I never get invited to the good stuff. Perhaps it's because it wouldn't be good anymore?) The dildo play was expected, but still not much appreciated on my part. (Leave it to the majority of the vast male audience to try and screw with lesbian porn. ) The best pairing, Dyanna and Shayla, was WAY TOO SHORT! I've heard sneezes that lasted longer. Despite the anal theme I still recommend this film with a strong 8. Beautiful babes abound, and what could be better than that? (Rhetorical question. )
Posted By The Philogynist, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Assy Sassy DVD
Custodian Of Records Assy Sassy DVD (U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Assy Sassy DVD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Assy Sassy DVD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Assy Sassy DVD or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Assy Sassy DVD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Assy Sassy DVD label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: F. Koretsky, Custodian of Records, Rosebud Productions, 59 Lake Drive, Hightstown, NJ 08520. Rosebud Productions hereby certifies that Assy Sassy DVD Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Assy Sassy DVD may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Assy Sassy DVD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Assy Sassy DVD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Assy Sassy DVD Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Assy Sassy DVD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Assy Sassy DVD label appears are archived for and on behalf of Movie Exchange by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: F. Koretsky, Custodian of Records, Rosebud Productions, 59 Lake Drive, Hightstown, NJ 08520. Rosebud Productions hereby certifies for and on behalf of Movie Exchange that Assy Sassy DVD Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Movie Exchange may here upon rely.
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