The Philogynist's Rating:

Starring: Kelly O'Dell, Mona Lisa, Celeste, Crystal Wilder, Melanie Moore, Makala, Nicole London. This flick's flimsy plot has an erotic club owner, Celeste, trying to keep her female employees in line. They seem to get along best when they have se with each other. Unfortunately, part of the reason for the catfighting is Kelly O'Dell's obsessive jealousy regarding her new and unbelievably pathetic boyfriend, played by Terry Thomas.

Every scene takes place inside the club and the sets, along with the womens drapery were fine. The director of photography deserves high marks for quality shooting and some rather unique close-ups. The acting is so-so and the script was irksome.

Electric. Fantastic Crystal Wilder and the truly succulent Kelly O'Dell start off by making out after fighting over Terry (Ugh!) Thomas. Kelly chows down on Crystal's gash with great flavor. So great, in fact, that the director's overheard telling Crystal not to cum yet. (Let her cum when it's natural to do so, Jim. Ya prick, ya. ) Later, sexy Crystal probes Kelly's slit witha most eager tongue. A flexible, double-headed dildo finishes things out. Kelly's beautiful, Crystal's lovely and this scene is a moan-filled treasure. The second scene has Mikala and Melanie Moore put ona lez show to entice Kelly's loser beau into a three-way. Excellent camera work as Mikala's expert tongue is shown greedily invading Melanie's wonderful snatch. This too is a most spicy scene. Later, lust-creator Melanie uses a dildo with a clit attachment to pleasure herself. A pretty good solo offering spoiled by having the ubiquitous Terry squirming in his attempt not to stare. (I do like how Melanie completely ignores his presence. ) Next we have Celeste and Crystal getting wet watching Mona Lisa face straddle Nicole London as the duet practices for the upcoming show. Weak in comparison to the previous segments. Another scorcher follows with pretty Mikala and the sleek Kelly. Ms O'Dell gets the combo oral and vibrator screw. A lot of kissing and caressing i the top scenes. The movie finishes with the trio of Celeste, Crystal and Mona Lisa. Even though Celeste is more attractive after her alterations in later films, she is still a pretty and energetic performer here. Crystal gets anal beads, a strap-on dildo from behind and in general the two-on-one treatment. Not the best climax, but still happily viewed.

It stars some of my favorites. Melanie Moore, Crystal Wilder and Kelly O'Dell. The smilling and attitudes displayed give the desired impression most of the girls really liked being with one another. The direction, sans when it's overheard, was very good indeed.

Buffoon Terry Thomas. All he does is act like a confused, ill-at-ease nerd. (I guess that's redundant. ) This is a girl/girl film andhis presence was not needed for sex, was grating as a plot device and was worthless as comedy relief. They should of gotten the British comedic actor Terry Thomas (It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World) and at least his insertion would have been funny. And that's taking in to consideration he's dead.

A 9, in spite of Terry Thomas.

Posted By The Philogynist, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM