Diggler's Rating:

Starring: Chasey Lain, Isis Nile, P. J. Sparxx, Celeste, Alexis DeVell, Beatrice Valle, Sahara Sands, Tom Byron, Steven St. Croix, Alex Sanders, Woody Long. Totally couples oriented sex, especially from the usually lame Chaisy. In fact, why didn't she just call herself "Chasey Lame"?

It's a higher budget feature with an attempt at plot and story. The plot revolves around a time travelling Chasey, so there are costumes, sets and FX, such as they are. An erotic version of that old show Voyagers, if you remember it.

Some bright spots here and there, most notably from the incredibly underrated Isis Nile. Most of it is on the warm side though, especially where Chaisy is concerned.
First scene features Chaisy and Tom B. She gives a boring BJ that just needs to be played at double speed in order to make it seem like she's even doing anything. In fact, the whole session is like that. An absolutley gorgeous, natural looking woman who sleeps her way through sex. Totally lame. She looks as though she doesn't even notice when Tom shoots his load(no where near her face, of course). Next up is Isis Nile as Cleopatra, taking on Steven St. Croix as Julius Cesear. He eats her fantastic royal snatch before Isis shows him her worship of snakes; a nice long BJ that gets him worked up and ready to taste the forbidden fruits. They get into some doggy that really showcases her nice round ass, ending up in the mish before be shoots a giant wad on her exotic face. The best scene of the movie. Chaisey comes back next to bore us with her presence, this time a g\g session with PJ Sparx as Joan of Arc. It's a nice roll in the hay, but kind of dull, especially after the heat Isis just threw out there.
Marie Antoinette is our next historicall figure, played gamefully by Sahara Sands. She takes on Ale Sanders and Steve Hatcher, giving some nice double oral before getting the flick's only anal and DP, letting both guys dump loads on her chest.
WWI is the next setting, as German general Woody Long takes on Mata Hari ( Celeste) and Beatrice Valle in a pretty hot FFM session. Celeste is always up to deliver some nice oral, but the lighting is kind of off here, so it's really hard to see anything. The scene is a good idea, but bad camera work and lighting kill what could've been another smoker. Added to the problems are the fact that the sex just ends, no pop shot of any kind.
Finally here to put us out of our misery, Chaisy returns for ANOTHER g\g session, this time with the full figured Alexis Devell. I don't know which historical figure she is supposed to be, and by this time, I don't care. Another g\g session is the last thing this movie needs.

Isis Nile!! This is a fantastic scene, and more like this would've made this movie a winner. Pure fantasy; Nice costumes, nice sex, nice facial finish, all well lit and filmed.

Chaisely Lane. One of the most overrated stars in the history of the blue biz. She is totally what the rip off side of porn is all about. 2 g\g scenes are totally lame as well. Unless you want to see les only, one g\g is enough.

Isis is the only saving grace. That scene is a keeper. Maybe it is on a compilation somewhere. Otherwise, A great cast of hot women, totally gone to waste. I give it a merciful 5, soley on the strength of one scene and the good looking women.

Posted By Diggler, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM