Biggus Dickus' Rating:

Starring: Cheyenne is billed as the star, but she's only in two sex scenes and one of those is all-lesbian (not that there's anything wrong with that. ) She can't act, but damn does she look good. Her threesome involving T. J. Hart is pretty hot, although it ends with a disappointing titty-cum.

Shelbee Myne gets most of the screen time, both clothed. She does a decent acting job, but she's not as attractive as Cheyenne and not nasty enough to make up for it. She did appear willing to take a facial in the final scene, but the guy completely overshot her mouth. Her threeway with Angelica Sinn is the highlight despite an incredibly weak ending.

Dayton and Lola really get into their lesbian scene. They break out the toys after Cheyenne joins in, but it seems such a waste with the cameramen standing right there. Renee LaRue opens the action with a largely unmemorable twosome.

As far as the men go, who really cares? There's no Peter North in the bunch, but they aren't as hairy as Ron Jeremy, either.

Typical straight-to-video fare. The only distraction is the inane plot.

Lukewarm. The plot prevents much momentum from building, especially in the beginning. Also, the lesbian threesome drags on for too long.

Threesomes. Especially 2 girls with 1 guy.

Fake boobs and weak cumshots. No decent facials. Not enough Cheynne.

This had potential, despite the awful plotline, but fell about 3 facials short of a good movie. Still, the presence of Cheyenne and a couple of decent threesomes is enough to merit a 6.

Posted By Biggus Dickus, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM