Jessica Sierra Superstar Description: "Jessica Sierra's American Idol stop was only the beginning. After losing that competition, she moved on to VH-1 Celebrity Rehab, then into court for cocaine possession, then into jail for a while, and now, finally, she's back on TV. Your TV. Getting dicked by her boyfriend. It's actually quite a lot like American Idol, if Idol was full of hardcore fucking instead of shitty pop singing."