Roger's Rating:

You know, I can't remember when I have come across a title quite this original. 'Fuck you Ass Whores.' No doubt what the focus of tonight's feature will be kiddies. I'd bet all my Mark McGwire rookie cards that the folks at Ground Zero have lots of pointless anal sex in store for the 'Ass whores' in question. (Not that there is one damn thing wrong with that mind you.) Of course, the last time I went with a Ground Zero video, I was sadly disappointed. This time, the women look a LOT more appealing and that should make the ride down the back road a lot more appealing.

Michael Long has his hands full at the start. He is paired up with Racquel Devine and T. J. Hart. Racquel is a wild woman who gets more appealing to me every time I see her. I can't tell you yet what T.J. even looks like since all we see for the first several minutes is her pussy being finger fucked. (And it looks rather tasty.) Long gives all four tight holes a bit of digital probing before leaning back to watch as the two blondes take turns drooling all over his tool. Somehow, he manages to look disinterested, at least until he starts fucking Racquel. T.J. has a really nice body, but can't keep up when paired with a hyper-slut like Ms. Devine. As the action switches back and forth, I think we loose a little of what we might have had were this just a one on one. Still, watching Racquel take it in the ass and love it is a treat. (And a well shot treat at that.) Both dirty blondes lend their faces for a mug messing facial that must be good to the last drop since they lick his cock clean.

Lovette is up next, and what a set of hooters she has. Only a cock as super huge as Jake Steed's can co-star in a scene with those fun bags. While he snacks on those monsters, Jake starts getting Lovette's ass warmed up with a nice finger fuck. (Wow, the ass whores get foreplay, aren't they special?) Lovette, her eyes lit up like the Vegas strip at midnight, takes his cock in her mouth and starts shoving as much as she can manage down her throat. After a fine blowjob, she puts his shaft between her tits and gives us the best tit fucking scene I have witnessed in a few years. If that seems like a strong statement or an exaggeration, check out the scene. Tit fucking this good is a rarity and Lovette does a great job. So great, in fact that it would be a crime to cut away were it not for her hot little ass on display as she rides him. Lovette has one of those curvy, short girl butts like Tami Monroe or Brittany O'Connell that are just totally mouthwatering. Somehow, even with those overblown boobs, Lovette manages to capture my total attention with her killer bod, pretty pussy and fantastic fucking. Bending over the couch, she holds her cheeks open to take that monster pole right up her pooper. Mark this scene down, it's already memorable enough to garner some award noms for best anal. Jake rolls her over and goes back into her pussy for a piledriver finish. What is truly odd is to watch the way Lovette's huge hooters come down on either side of her head, nearly crushing her dome. From there, he fires a rocket of jizz down into her mouth and all down the front of her bod, puss to boobs. Lovette is just phenomenal here, amazing scene.

Alyssa Allure is up next, and of late, she has become every bit the ass whore her good buddy Mila is. (Just don't keep going in the direction Alyssa, we like you just the way you are.) Mark Davis gives her as bit of pre-fuck stretching with three fingers while Alyssa joyously sucks away on Vince Voyeur's cock. Man, she looks good with a dick in her mouth! The guys switch off so that Vince can fill her pussy and Mark can just lean back and let her talented mouth work its magic. Before moving into the anal realm, Alyssa kneels and sucks both cocks again. When I met her at CES, I had no idea this woman was such a hot cocksucker. If I had known then, what I know now, I would likely have stood there with a big hard on imagining scenes just like this. Voyeur busts her ass first, stuffing her butt while Alyssa sucks Mark as deep as she can take him, giving us one hell of a nice view of a total anal slut at work, filled top and bottom with the thing she craves most. Finally, the guys move in for the kill, double porking Alyssa in both holes, leaving her mouth open to let loose a stream of dialog. At times the crosses over into the Mila category again, but the most part this is a sexual symphony of deliciously dirty dialog. (Memo to Max Hardcore, women talking dirty is infinitely hotter than hearing guys do it, at least to straight men.) Two great facials finish things off in a very nice matter. Alyssa is quite the ass whore indeed.

In the middle of all this butt banging, a couple of chicks, Charlie and Amy Lee, start going at it. I happen to think Charlie is gorgeous, and Amy is quite the little hottie, so I didn't automatically reach for the remote at the sight of all that labe lapping. Charlie gets rather aggressive as she shoves three fingers from each hand into Amy. So much for nice, gentle, lesbian love. Amy responds by fucking Charlie with a fat dildo. Man, this woman is so good looking, it's like watching Chasey Lain only she seems to actually like sex. (Even if it's not often with guys.) Charlie answers right back by strapping the big cock on and fucking Amy from behind. I don't think any woman this side of Misty Rain is as good with a strap on as Charlie and this fuck is spectacular. Charlie finally opens up her ass for a vibrator that would make Ed Powers giggle. So much for the size theme. (One more 'so much for the' and I'm going to have go Orental on you) Last, and most certainly not least is the incredibly hot Euro-babe Dina Jewel. With a covergirl face, centerfold body and the sexy drive of a nymphomaniac, Dina is every man's wet dream. Vince returns to give this incredible being a roll in the proverbial hay. Since she easily handles his mean, and since Dina looks so hot sucking cock, I can't help but wish we could have watched her go on a bit longer before Vince lubes up her shaved slit with his tongue. Her pretty pussy just opens right up for his cock and Vince is happy to slam his way home with long, smooth strokes into her Heavenly hole. Brilliant shots of Dina riding RC here, showing off her God-given talents for all to see and lust over. Since this is an ass whore movie, Dina has to take it from behind, in her luscious butt like a good Euro-slut. Her ass takes a serious pounding from Vince, who has to be given plenty of props for not losing his load early in the game. Only after several minutes of butt blasting does Vince pull out and go right to Dina's face to frost her with goo.

After watching Backseat Drivers 2 from the same film makers not long ago, I was a bit tentative about this one. However, everything that was bad about that one, is wiped away with this tape. As lacking in subtly as its title, "Fuck You Ass Whores" is a nearly flawless, wall to wall, anal sex fest. Dina Jewel, Charlie and Amy Lee are that the upper end of the beauty scale here. Racquel Devine, Alyssa Allure and T. J. Hart fall into the good looking, but wild ass fucks, category. And busty Lovette is the best of both worlds. Here scene with Jake Steed, rocks the house. This one is for the raincoaters, and I hope they have packed extra towels.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM

Reviewer's Rating:

Starring: Starring: unknowns.
Since the girls in this video were mostly unknowns--or at least they don't look like seasoned pros-- the performances were very active and spontaneous.
Isn't it weird how the BEST performances are always the ones by the first timers? I tell you, this industry is spoiling the performers way too much.

This a wall-to-wall video. I guess the producers just didn't want to bother with lines and takes and get the whole thing done in one day.
Because it was obviously done in one day. Everything took place in one house and no more than a few hours.
There are no dialogs either, so don't worry about fast-forwarding.

Mostly good. The girls were great looking --well, at least the ones without silly implants-- and most performed very spontaneously and without inhibitions.
Look for the last scene, which is the best. It features a very messy facial. Also look for a lesbian scene by the pool which ended up quite nicely.

The last scene and the lesbian scene. Those were the best bits of the entire video.

The introduction to the video takes too long. If this is going to be a wall-to-wall video they might as well reduce the intro as well.

Not bad for a wall-to-wall. Deserves at least an 8.

Posted By Reviewer, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM