Reviewer's Rating:

Starring: Misty Rain, Mark Davis, Katie Gold, Vince Voyeur, Gina Ryder.

I wasn't particularly impressed with any of the performances. Since this is a shot-on-film feature every single detail must have been perfectly staged. And it shows in the faking in some of the scenes.

Worse yet: the men in this video scream a lot, make faces, get all red, but they can only squeeze a few drips. Are we witnessing the birth of the bad male faking? Or are these guys REALLY that depleted? Not to produces: start hiring more guys. The show must go on.

Actually it has a very tangled plot. This is the sequel of another movie in which Misty Rain leaves Mark Davis for a lesbian who manages a lesbian bar called "twisters. "

To skip all fo the plot twists, lets just say that Misty realizes her new lesbian girlfriend is a jerk and goes back to Mark Davis in the end--only to try to leave again.

Now, just because I sid the plot was tangled it doesn't mean it's a good movie. Lets say it almost reaches the level of B-movie.

In other words, the excuses for sex were better scripted than your average "DING-DONG! Hi! Here's your pizza! Lets fuck!" As I said, it's shot on film, so the camera work was very careful. The music was also nice, and the sets were very believable.

Now, the sex. . . well, that's another story. . .

It's not interesting. First of all there's a universal use of condoms for all hetero scenes (which is ridiculous considering the men ejaculate ON the girls anyway).

Add to that the fact that only one pop-shot was a facial (a good, one, though, in the first scene). The rest were either on the butt or chest.

But what was absolutely ridiculous was a scene with 4 guys and two girls who were making out. The guys ended up jerking off and ejaculating in front of the girls, but that's about it. If this isn't a wasted of film for a porno video I don't know what it is.

Now, the focus on the video is supposed to be lesbians. And there is quite a bit of lesbian scenes. The most interesting is one stripper act in which the audience, it seemed to me, are actual lesbians. Not pornstars. They looked like average people. Well, the strippers invite one of the women in the audience and she sort of does an impromptu show. That was interesting to see.

The first scene. Good looking girls, good facial.

And also the impromptu amateur (or pro-am?) show. That was really out of the ordinary.

The timid pop-shots. In the entire video only one pop-shot is actually decent. The rest makes you think, "hey, this ain't like in the old times!"

If it wasn't for the ridiculously mediocre pop-shots it would have been a 9. Thus, it gets an 9. It had good looking girls, but too timid sex.

Posted By Reviewer, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM