Roger's Rating:

Considering the track record we have to work with from Private, is there any reason to think that this fetish oriented DVD will be any less impressive than their other ventures? Let's see, they mastered the art of the vignette sex video, the high budget, location porn film and totally blown the doors off the DVD market. Yeah, I would say there is a pretty good chance that this will be as good a fetish flick as you will see. Personally, I like straight forward sex, and don't normally review movies that are packed with leather, latex and dungeon sex, but willing to give it a try just because I care that much about my audience. (Yeah, it has nothing to do with Silvia Saint in glasses does it Rog?)

This movie really is just a collection of fetish sex scenes rather than a plot driven piece. I guess that makes it easy to pick out your particular kink, skip to that chapter and just go for it. We start with Monique, on the streets and showing off. The voice over tells us that these are her fantasies and they often take place in dark, secret place. From there, we go right into a dungeon where Monique is in a very odd heels/hose/corset/rubber gloves outfit that is capped off by a black rubber hood. She's masturbating with a big toy in the dark room and everything has a blue tint to it. Strange as that may be, she seems right at home sucking off a line of three, similarly attired studs. Hey, weird clothes or not, I know a hot blonde when I see one and when she's working over three hard pricks, it's great porn, period. Now, there is some slow motion sex, which you know I hate, but these guys know how to fuck Monique really hard in her mouth, pussy and ass. This may be a dungeon, but even as the guys drench her in sperm, Monique doesn't appear to be minding her torture one bit.

For the next fantasy, Monique turns the action over to a couple of really hot looking nurses. Their uniforms are made of some vinyl/latex looking thing, but hey Silvia Saint could be wearing a burlap sack and still look great. Oddly enough, this fantasy is called doctors, though it opens with nurse Silvia working over a woman with a fat dildo. Once she gets the patient all warmed up, Silvia moves over and lets the doctors take over. I'd have to say seeing Silvia in her specs makes me wonder if maybe we haven't found my own fetish. (Dude, loving Silvia isn't a fetish, it's just good taste.) For much of the scene, the brunette patient gets most of the dick, but our blonde goddess manages to get her red lips around a cock and steal the show. Quick cut sex that ends in one shot on the glasses and another on the ass round out this one.

A fantasy called Bad Girls is almost too strange for description. A trio of tarts walk in, all wearing Ronald MacDonald wigs and start lapping each other. OK, lesbian sex doesn't turn my crank, but cartoon lesbian sex with a riding crop? I don't know man, this does not a Happy Meal make. Lots of strap on play and eventually some guys come in to contribute some real dick to the mix. The trouble is that all the girls sill have those silly wigs. I don't think I know too many people with bright orange wig fetishes, but to each his own I always say.

The nurse fantasy takes things to a new level. You see, the care givers in this little tryst are latex nuns who have a taste for cock. Maybe it's that non-Catholic upbringing, but I just don't get it. Nuns? The women are pretty good looking and their little lesbian show helps to get the patient hard and ready for the more advanced portion of our show. I'd rather see the women without their little nun hats, but when they've got big cocks buried in their asses, who notices. Apparently, the way to good physical health is to blow a big load all over some hot babe.

I know I said to each his own, but a toilet fantasy? Oh must I? Some guy ends up the toilet plaything of a couple of pretty pissed off chicks. Nothing like having your face shoved into a model-looking babes pussy to make you feel like shit. OK, watching this guy bent over and strap-on fucked raw is a little more than I want to see.

Finally, we return to the dungeon theme in a scene called Chaos. After that last scene, I am afraid to even think what we might see this time around. Actually, it's a sexual free for all in a cage. Rubber gloves, leather harnesses and hot Euro-babes fill the room, but there is way too much slow motion sex for me to get as excited as I should. Not that I have anything against art, but give me double fucked babes with cum on their faces in full motion any day friends.

I'll give this DVD a lot of credit for a number of things. It's very well shot and quite a piece of porn/art. For those of you who really like Andrew Blake and Michael Ninn, this will be another movie to add to your collection. It also covers some different material than your standard smut flick. For my money, there is too much slow motion sex, obscuring the good stuff. Great looking cast, interesting costumes and plenty of sphincter stretching, cum dripping action. I just wish I could have seen more of it in real time.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM