Roger's Rating:

Jamie Summers is quite simply one of the best looking women to ever star in a porn movie. Vivid recognized this amazing appeal and made her the cornerstone of Paul Thomas' Brat series. Often subdued in her sex scenes, Jamie played the role of spoiled, sexually disinterred housewife, she didn't always have to be over the top when she fucked. Personally, I would pick a fairly attractive woman who can fuck over a gorgeous dead fuck just about ever time. Still, Jamie is one of those women who got my attention even when she was not volcanic sexually. With Jeanna Fine and Farron Heights on hands, this should be a nice looking, as well as sexually hot flick.

Jamie opens the movie on her bed masturbating. Her two wig heads, (Fine and Heights) are watching as Jamie gets herself hot. She's got her top torn open and her hand down her ripped jeans and looks about as delicious as any woman you'll ever see. Into the fun comes Heather Hunter, making this one of the best looking veggie combos Heather spreads her long legs and lets her blonde friend suck madly on her swollen clit. You all know how I feel about girl/girl scenes, but these two are such great eye candy and clearly getting off on each other, that I love it anyway. Jamie and Heather would make one hell of a nice black and white sandwich. (Anyone with the contacts to make that happen, drop me a line.) Jamie's jeans have a hole in the crotch, so her keeps her denim on as Heather licks her pretty pussy. (I say pretty pussy a lot, but Jamie really does have one of the best looking slits I've ever seen.) I think the wig heads want to get a taste of these to babes, but they will have to wait and watch as the Vivid Girls turn each other on with probing fingers and tongues.

The wig heads ponder the idea of having a body, with Jeanna extolling the virtues of feet. We flash to a date Jamie had with Shawn. The scene takes place on a pink staircase with what sounds like boy band music in the background. Good thing Jamie still looks so fucking hot in her jeans. She actually licks his feet, but then the scene suddenly ends. No sex here, which is just bad form.

Instead we cut to Jamie out on a date with Biff Malibu. (Chris Alexander of Anabolic fame.) She's changed her top, but still has jeans on that sexy little ass of hers. Slowly taking her clothes off, Jamie enjoys being a tease. Once the clothes finally come off, Biff laps at her sweet lips before turning this cock over for closer inspection. Jamie manages to take every inch with full strokes of her bobbing head. What a pretty girl. When she's top, the energy level is a little low, but Jamie picks up a bit when Biff is fucking her. He pushes her knees back, giving us a great view of her pussy as she rubs her clit. For the pop, Jamie pinches his nipple and holds his balls while Biff jerks off into his fist.

The wig heads are still having deep discussions. They explore fantasy, popping themselves into a kitchen with full bodies. Farron and Jeanna looks pretty hot in their bra and panties. They experiment with food, but soon discover better things to do with their new forms. Jeanna is a first class pussy pleaser and enjoys Farron's little muff. Jeanna provides some heat in this scene, but two veggie scenes to start a movie has me a little bored. Nice bit of strap on fucking though, with Ms. Fine really pumping her new friend with her big cock.

We return to the toe sucking scene with Farron now on hand to watch as Jamie and Shawn work on toes. When Farron joins, Jamie gets mad and leaves. Not to be denied, Shawn turns his attentions to the new girl. For someone who has never had a body before, Farron sure knows how to use her pussy. Well, Shawn knows how to use it. He puts her on the stairs and pumps her hard from behind. She's a big step down from Jamie, but at least we get a scene this time.

The wigs watch as Jamie brings home a skinny long haired rocker dude. As they get into it, Jeanna projects herself into the mix. This time Jamie is going to be in trouble when it comes time for the blowjob. No one sucks cock quite like Ms. Fine. First, she lets Jamie gobble knob while Jeanna takes pussy patrol. I think the guy in the scene is Jeanna's real life boy toy and they share Jamie's pussy for a long time. Finally, he get his dick into Jeanna's mouth and check her out. He's not that big, but she takes every inch with such ease it's almost scary. Jamie gets nearly all of it down, looking gorgeous as always. Still, when it comes to fantastic oral, Jeanna takes the cake. Great hot talk as Jamie and the dude 69 and Jeanna barks out orders. Jamie is that star, so she gets fucked first and again, we hear Jeanna telling him how to do it. When he pulls out and shoots, Jeanna grabs his cock and sucks down all she can, rubbing the rest into Jamie's hot pussy.

This movie really doesn't fit with the rest of the Brat line. Jamie isn't doing her usually funny housewife and there is no Tom Byron to play victimized husband. Instead, Jamie just looks good and carries most of the sexual action. This is not one of her more dynamic performances, but she looks great and does bring some heat to her scene with a young Heather Hunter and later in a three way with Jeanna Fine. Jeanna actually gives the best sex scenes here, really working her throat in the final three way and making her scene with Farron work as well. This is a decent piece of eye candy, but it could use a little more of Ms. Fine's skills.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM

Ass Cabbage's Rating:

Starring: Jamie Summers, the original brat, really expands on her past performances. This time around, she plays a girl named Jamie who does the nasty with anything that moves. What versatility! All kidding aside, though, she is a total hotty that really delivers the groceries in this one.
Jenna Fine plays a horny wig. Excuse me, did I say horny wig? What I meant to say is she plays a HUNGRY wig. She is a wig resting on Jamie's night stand who comes to life. Once she is alive, she is hungry, so she eats a banana. Her appetite being satisfied, she is no longer a HUNGRY wig, and that's when she gets horny. I hope that clarifies things for ya.

Maybe a little grainy, maybe not the best camerawork, but the action is so hot that the production flaws are easily overlooked.

There were some parts where I was really bored--Jamie and Heather Hunter mess around far too long with their clothes on in the opening scene.
There's this one part where (ATTENTION FETISHISTS) there's some serious foot sucking, then more foot sucking, and just when you think they might have sex, Jenna's wig buddy comes in, and bites Jamie's foot. (Jamie can't tell, because we're led to believe that a wig who is a woman is really a wig, so a wig that bites a woman's toe cannot be seen--only felt. I think this concept of physical wig manifestation was first explored in some of Dostoevsky's works over a century ago. On second thought, maybe it was Sy Sperling-- I can't recall. ) Anyhow, Jamie doesn't go for the foot munch, and she gets up and leaves. I almost felt like doing the same at this point.

Jamie and Jeanna were both hot. Naturally, my favorite scene was when Jeanna came to life and Joined Jamie in a hot 3-way in the closing scene. The smile on Jamie's face and the passion in which Jeanna kissed Jamie were encredibly erotic.

The out-of-place foot sucking scene. By the way, don't get me wrong about the wig sub-plot. As goofy as it seems, it really doesn't take anything awayfrom the action. The wig angle is more unique than it is weird.

(scale of 1 to 10)? Very Good. Very Erotic. 8. 5 out of 10.

Posted By Ass Cabbage, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM