NOTICE OF DEFECT: We have quality checked this movie and have found it defective under Excalibur standards. We have notified the manufacturer of our findings. The manufacturer has not given us a time table as to when or if this movie's defects will ever be corrected. Some manufacturers continue to sell defective movies until the defective run is completely sold out -- even though it may entail a couple of years. It is also a possibility that the manufacturer will never correct the defect -- especially if it is an older movie.
While we will continue to sell this movie as long as the buyer fully understands this caveat; we obviously will not give this movie our Excalibur Guarantee of Quality. We will not trade or exchange this movie. We will not accept it back under any conditions. We will not credit or refund the buyer with shipping costs, or if it is lost in transit, etc. Excalibur's normal guarantees do not apply to this defective movie.
When the manufacturer has corrected this defect and we have actually verified the quality of the re-mastered movie; Excalibur will, at that time, remove this NOTICE OF DEFECT.
5 Guy Cream Pie 25 Description: "“Mr. May?” Yes Doctor. “I’m afraid your daughter Mysti is pregnant.” Pregnant?! “The strange thing is that her egg contains the remnant of five different DNA samples.” What’s that mean in English, Doc? “It means, sir, that your daughter is a Slut. She let five different men ejaculate into her womb over the course of less than an hour.” I can’t believe this, Doc! What happens now? “Millions of men are going to enjoy jerking off to your slut daughter, because it was obviously a 5-Guy Cream Pie she was shooting when this occurred. Now about my bill…”"
NOTICE OF DEFECT: We have quality checked this movie and have found it defective under Excalibur standards. We have notified the manufacturer of our findings. The manufacturer has not given us a time table as to when or if this movie's defects will ever be corrected. Some manufacturers continue to sell defective movies until the defective run is completely sold out -- even though it may entail a couple of years. It is also a possibility that the manufacturer will never correct the defect -- especially if it is an older movie.
