Roger's Rating:

Frank Thring makes some pretty good jerk off movies, but he really took on something huge with this project. Lord of the Rings is one of the most popular mainstream movies ever so it makes a natural target for porn. What isn't so natural is a fuck flick where half the characters aren't human and want to kill each other. Thring gets around that by just casting hot girls in almost every role and letting them fuck each other before the killing starts. The first part was fairly true to the original and worth a few laughs along the way. With a lot of great looking women and hot anal sex, Thring has everything in place for a red hot sequel. We pick up right where we left off in the first Rings movie. The Hibbits are racing to destroy the ring and the forces of evil are lining up to stop them.

The King has been under a spell and it takes the skilled mouths of Stryder and her pretty friend to awaken his inner desires. With one working on his cock and the other sucking his balls, his cock gets a head start on the rest of his body. They work him back and forth, jerking and sucking until he busts a nut and is suddenly back to normal.

Director Frank Thring gets himself into the action as the old wizard. For most of the movie he just delivers quirky one-liners, but when he is captured, he is tongued by hot bodies and hungry mouths. He leaves a load on Lillianne while the other girl gets finished up elsewhere.

Our poor Hibbits get sidetracked by a couple of the ogre beasts who just want to fuck the hell out of them. Frodo and Sammie get busy. As always, Lara is outstanding, bobbing her pretty head like she wants that cock to come out the back of her skull. We get some side by side anal as the girl try to see who can stuff more hard beat meat into their tight Hibbit haunches. They both earn big loads for their waiting faces and don't seem to mind a bit.

With the help of a little green friend, the Hibbits escape. They feel sorry for him because of what the ring has done to him and give him a nice place to stick his cock. His make up makes this look like another half-human scene, but his pecker works and the girls love every throbbing inch. The sex scenes in this second movie certainly seem a bit shorter, but are still hot.

The story leaps forward and we get to watch a post ring-flinging orgy with all the main characters. With the Hibbits horny as ever and blonde Stryder using her mouth the way she has throughout the movie, there is plenty to watch in this group grope. Silvia and her pretty friend are also along for the ride, though they keep to themselves as Sodo gets up on top for some hard core RCA. The big group finish would be really great, especially with the facials, but there is a final twist.

Without giving too much away, this movie ends with that same sense of never-ending false finishes that Jackson's trilogy had. It is a final chance to see Saana in action. She turns in another fine DP performance and makes her pretty face available for two more hot loads of ball batter. I hate to be picky, but shouldn't Lara have been the one to have the final scene?

I think I had more fun with the first DVD, but this is a nice follow up. In fact, I wonder why they stopped at two. It could have been a trilogy or just one long movie. As it stands, part two is mostly one long sex scene with a few battle sequences in between. Lara is great in the lead and a total sexual dynamo. It would be nice to see Silvia Saint to more than just girl/girl scenes, but she looks great anyway. If you liked part one, then pick up the second. It's a fun movie that is easy to follow and familiar. The women are gorgeous and they do all of the things we love. We get great oral, hot anal, facials and even some good energy along the way. Pick up both parts and once and make a day of it. Combined they are still shorter than even the shortest version of any of Jackson's Rings movies. (Plus we get more anal sex in this one.)

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM