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Texas Dildo Masquerade DVD
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Tabitha Stevens, Candy Apples, Mila, Randi Storm, Sweetie Pie, Cheyenne, Jonathan Morgan, Dave Hardman, Ron Jeremy, Rod Fontana, Steve Hatcher, Kyle Stone.
XXX
Satire & Spoofs
Historical Reference
113 min.
By:
Heatwave Video
41128D1I0/0
DVD
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Trade for Texas Dildo Masquerade Movie
Texas Dildo Masquerade Description:
TRADE-IN
Adult Video News Rating -- AAA
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Starring: Director Jim Powers assembles a game cast--including sexual athlete Candy Apples, gorgeous Tabitha Stevens, and ferocious sex animal Mila--in this outrageous, almost frame-by-frame take-off on the "Texas Chainsaw massacre".
The problem is Powers' video camera. It can't capture the grainy documentary look of the horror classic. Video makes everything socrisp and clean, which makes the film look like it was assembled by some creative amateurs.
Erotic? No. Raunchy? Absolutely. Powers sets the tone with the opening bang, in which Candy lets psycho hitchhiker Dave Hardman and the ever-expanding Ron Jeremy split her in two. This baby is raw! Wait until Mila pops out of the infamous freezer screaming for a double-bang.
Candy, Mila, and Tabitha are among themost agile gals in the business. By the end, so many people have piled into the climatic orgy--with dildos flying--you lose track of who's doing what to whom.
The attempts to mimic "Chainsaw" are downright goofy. Pussyface runs around with a chainsaw/dildo contraption that's not as funny as Powers believes. And all the screaming (which is straight from the original) is headache-inducing.
An 8 for the raw sex. How does Candy do those things?
Posted By Miles, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Texas Dildo Masquerade DVD
Custodian Of Records Texas Dildo Masquerade DVD
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Texas Dildo Masquerade DVD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Texas Dildo Masquerade DVD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Texas Dildo Masquerade DVD or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Texas Dildo Masquerade DVD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Texas Dildo Masquerade DVD label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: G. Szabo, Custodian of Records, Heatwave Video, 6031 Kester Ave., Van Nuys, CA 91411. Heatwave Video hereby certifies that Texas Dildo Masquerade DVD Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Texas Dildo Masquerade DVD may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Texas Dildo Masquerade DVD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Texas Dildo Masquerade DVD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Texas Dildo Masquerade DVD Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Texas Dildo Masquerade DVD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Texas Dildo Masquerade DVD label appears are archived for and on behalf of Movie Exchange by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: G. Szabo, Custodian of Records, Heatwave Video, 6031 Kester Ave., Van Nuys, CA 91411. Heatwave Video hereby certifies for and on behalf of Movie Exchange that Texas Dildo Masquerade DVD Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Movie Exchange may here upon rely.
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