Roger's Rating:

This is Kick Ass Pictures' all-black line and from the looks of the girls on the cover, it follows company tradition as far as casting. The girls look fantastic and seem to be built for pleasure. I have to wonder if director D Sparky is under orders to also follow the propensity for foot licking and toe sucking that permeates the KAP lines. Personally I would like to see more time spent with the girls sucking dick than having their feet munched, but that's just me. As the credits roll we get a closer look at these girls and they are certainly a bit less eye-candyish in full motion. There are some serious asses here, but also a flood of scary ink and some chicks who are really going to have kick it into high gear to impress. The music and style seem to be cutting edge and the sex looks to be pretty good so let's see how Kick Ass handles the all-black genre.

Velvet introduces herself to the audience, sticking her ass high in the air and shaking it. She is topless with boots and tight shorts on. Bows comes in and gives her his dick right away. She does a pretty damn good job with his long tool between her lips. It looks as if this nineteen-year old girl has had a baby, but it's also clear that she has kept several loads out of her womb with that talented mouth. Bows gets between her legs and tongue-fucks her open slit. It is wet and ready for his meat. He rears back and slams balls-deep into her hole. Velvet has some ink and a soft body, but she certainly knows how to fuck. When she is on top and working her hips, she makes those cheeks slap together pretty well. When it's time to really take her him, Bows gets back on top and lets her feel every inch. In return she happily takes his load on her waiting tongue. Not a bad start if you ask me.

Cavier is a girl with a nice smile and a decent look from the front. She is pissed off that someone has kicked them out of the spot where they were to film their scene. From the front she looks OK, but when she walks away, there is shit jiggling in places we only see shaking in fat chick flicks. They do some public teasing before heading to a hotel room to finish things off. After a quick blowjob, she gets on top and starts riding. Her ass looks a lot better in this position than it did when she was walking down the street. Her energy is pretty good as she pushes back on his rod in doggy. I love the way she takes it on her back, getting slammed until he shoots all over her stomach.

Mandy is the best looking girl so far. She has a cute face and a tight body that is on display as she searches the house for some cock. When she finds one, Mandy starts sucking. She doesn't give us eye contact and that takes a lot of heat away from what should be a very good blowjob. We will have to settle for some great footage of her ass as she gently guides her pussy over his dick. When she turns around to face the camera we get a good view of her long legs, shaking breasts and willing slit. Doggy and spoon work really well for this pretty girl, but the cut away to the facial is a big choppy. Even though it isn't perfectly captured, she wears his load on her lips perfectly.

The girls get even hotter with Twyla who is hot from head to toe. This pretty faced-young thing is happy to drop to her knees with a smile. As her lips slide up and down his shaft, she glances at the camera like she knows how damn hot she looks. Without a doubt she is the cutest girl we have seen yet. Thankfully she also fucks with great energy and knows how to show off that bod. I love her in reverse cowgirl, but even in doggy they make sure that one foot is on the ground to help show off her legs. The only weak part of this scene is when the dude pops on her butt instead of on that hot face of hers.

Miricle is a good dancer with a big smile and a saggy chest. Her interview is kind of taken over by the meat puppet who wants to dedicate his movies to just about everyone in the hood. He's got a pretty big cock, but she handles most of it with her mouth pretty easily. Once it is all wet she straddles his rod and takes a hard ride. They turn her around to face the camera and we get to watch as she uses her thick legs to pump up and down on his dick. She loves it deep and gives him all she's got. He works her over in doggy, banging her hard enough to flatten her onto the mattress. Miricle holds her cheeks open for his thumb. No anal fucking for this babe, but she takes a big load right on her face.

Unlike other Kick Ass flicks, this one is not foot-obsessed. In fact, if we got blowjob footage like this in their other lines I would be turning cartwheels. I like the way this movie is shot even when I'm not big on the girls. A couple of them are really good looking and most have better than average energy. Miricle is a great fuck and she is right in the middle of the pack looks-wise. Mandy and Twyla are the best looking girls and they really make this movie worth watching. Twyla is a no-facial chick, but her body is outstanding and watching her swallow dick is good enough for now. The other girls aren't horrible and will have some appeal to the core audience. I'm going to check out some other Jelly flicks because this one is good enough to have me coming back to the table for seconds.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM