Roger's Rating:

It is certainly interesting to see the new Extreme releases. Clearly Rob Black has decided not to lay low with the latest volley of smut from Extreme Associates. A creampie milkshake movie? One can only guess (and subsequently cringe) at what that might actually be. Whatever it is, we can be sure that it is nasty because Black has filled this cast with some of the hardest working “do-anything” girls working in XXX. That isn't exactly a good sign from my seat. Not only does the idea of anyone sucking a creampie from a girl do nothing more, but the cast is mostly made up of girls who do slightly less for me than your average city council meeting. Nonetheless, I will venture into the freak show jungle and return with a full report. This I do….for you.

Jackie Moore is going to earn her creampie by being power-fucked by two guys. Jay Ashley starts things off by holding her mouth open as his partner fucks her face. She does a lot of ass licking, directly and off of the fingers of her co-stars. I don't really get turned on watching guys shove their fingers into a girl's ass and then making her clean them off, but I suppose someone out there must like it. Jay shoves eight fingers into her pussy to make sure that Jackie has enough room inside of her pussy for a little man on man cock-friction. They are quite enthusiastic about doing each other and can't seem to wait to get past the single guy anal to the double A. But alas, there is only room for one dick in her butt, so they have to settle for standard DP without the male bonding. All kidding aside, there is some good anal action here. So good in fact, that I wonder why anyone would want to mess the shot up be squeezing in another guy to block off the girl. (Oh you know why they would want it, you just don't want to say it.) The guys pop in her ass and we finally get to see what a creampie milkshake is. They open her up, throw some whipped cream into her ass and then make her drink it from a cup. Dude, serious freak show shit.

It is hard to even get into the next scene knowing what it coming. It's even harder because there is just something about Katrina Kraven that turns me off. I don't know if it just the body ink, but for whatever reason she just doesn't do it for me. Jay is back, shoving his hands inside of her until it looks like she might just split in two. Her energy is really good and when she is allowed to suck, she does a really good job. Mostly they just grab her head and shove her up and down for most of the scene. When they are actually having sex, this scene isn't bad, but there is plenty of double fisted anal fingering with butt-juice feeding to obscure what heat we might have otherwise seen. If there is good news, it is that tall of the choking, spitting and other bullshit makes the gut-churning finish not such a huge let down. I already shut down long before she drinks the disgusting concoction.

Keiko does the first two girls one better by taking on three guys at once. They give her a chance to suck dick and she rises to the occasion. So far this is the best action because we can actually enjoy watching as Keiko gets tossed onto the bed and fucked silly. Her pale flesh gets passed around until they have her in doggy. They take her ass and fuck her like she stole from them. One of them has some serious wood problems and wags his limp noodle in her face, but mostly they just pound her with stiff meat until it's time to make the shake.

Julie Night is always up for anything guys want to dish out. With only two guys to throat fuck and finger thrash her twat, Julie could easily be bored. When both guys play four-finger fun time on her holes the freak show factor gets cranked up to a ridiculous level. They pull their hands out and just start fucking her ass instead. Normal DP would be too simple so the guys get back to the dick rubbing. There is just nothing sexy about watching two guys bump poles. I kind of feel sorry for Julie because no one ever puts her in a sexy scene any more. It's all bout tossing her to the freak show wolves and that kind of fucks things up for her. It might be nice to see her do a scene where she can just show off her body and sexual enthusiasm rather than her willingness to win any bar bet ever proposed.

Victoria is the last girls and she really has me excited. No, she isn't all that hot, but she is the final chick and that has me more excited than anything in the movie. Three guys surround the brunette and start fucking her in any hole they get near. There is some good sex in this scene, including some nice footage of the guys taking turns blasting her ass and some very hot DP.

Well this is Extreme doing what Extreme does. It's pure freak-show sex that will appeal to those who like things beyond sex. The sex isn't horrible, but it's mostly choking, spitting and stupid finger tricks. So even without the stomach churning finishes, this movie goes well beyond anything that is remotely strokeable. As for the milkshake idea, whatever. It's more of what we saw with Cocktails so if you dug those movies, pick this one up right away. If you aren't into extreme sexual freak-show stuff then give it a pass. Extreme can shoot great stroke movies, but this one is clearly going for a different market. If you think that porn is just too soft and too tasteful then by all means, enjoy. I'm keeping my desserts DNA free, thank you very much.

There is a lot of bonus stuff on this disc. Behind the scenes reel, extra scene, photo gallery, teases and even a milkshake reel give us plenty of stuff to watch after the movie is over.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM