Roger's Rating:

So many porn flicks lately have been dark and dreary. Not just the features of course. Even the all-sex stuff is so focused on slapping, spitting, choking and freak-show stuff that it just isn't as fun as it used to be. I'm in the mood for something a little lighter this week so I'm going to check out this Jimmy D title and maybe a few more comedies. I am sure that most of you are at least aware of the “reality” TV show with Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie called “The Simple Life.” It basically features the two rich bitches driving through the Heartland, living with (and mocking) ordinary families as they fumble through jobs like two retarded chimps in short skirts. For this porn version, Ashley Long and Katin play the lead roles. They are out in the country and not happy to be picking up shit so they decide not to do it. Never mind that, they are going to get fucked in the ass and that's all that matters.

Angel lounges around in a very Paris-like outfit. Tyler is out doing farm work and catches her eye. She doesn't want to do her work so he gets to fuck her instead. The tall blonde stands and blows him while Tyler lies on a bail of hay. We get some nice shots of her long legs as she makes short work of his meat. He talks a bit too much while fucking her, but Angel gives us enough energy to make the scene work. She turns around and slips it up her ass. Angel has a lot more enthusiasm than we saw from Paris in her movie and she easily takes him all the way between her cheeks. Angel turns in a good anal scene and then takes a pop on her face. As she sucks out the last few drops I am sure I'm not the only one who wishes we could have seen Ms. Hilton do the same.

Katin finds a quiet place to do some nude sunbathing. She eventually notices that one of the farm hands is watching and calls him over. Katin really has the bitchy Nicole attitude down to a T. She also has one of the most perfect natural racks in all of porn so he is only too happy to suck on them when he invites him to join her. The oral sex segment is short, but we get to see a flash of Katin's skills as she polishes his knob. As she rides his dick, Katin shows off her tits again, shaking them and letting them bounce as she enjoys his strokes. Their anal is pretty short, but it looks good thanks to Katin's body and the way it looks in RCA. She takes his load on the face, making sure to stroke out every drop.

Talon is sleeping under a tree when a grapefruit lands on his head. As he awakes he finds Miss Arroyo looking for Angel. They exchange some rather sloppily edited dialog for a few painful moments before getting it on. Miss A is eager to suck and gets his prick very wet within moments. This time she is given plenty of time to suck his cock and work on his balls with her talented tongue. With a fine ass like this, there is no way Talon is going to let her go for long without slipping his dick between her buns. Arroyo rides hard in RCA, setting him up for a big facial finish.

Another of Ashley's friends, Renee Pornero, pops in and quickly takes a like to John West. In no time at all her booted feet are up in the air and he is eating her pussy like it's the sweetest thing he has ever tasted. Renee is a cute girl who is normally a great cock sucker, but this time she seems to be just going through the motions a bit. Reverse cowgirl seems to be the favorite position for all of these women and Renee settles in to squat fuck him as she faces the camera. She rolls over to take it in the ass and still looks amazing. This isn't her best scene, but the facial is pretty good.

Holly Day finishes off the movie. She is one of the country girls from the anal farm. One of the TV producers wants to know more about life on the farm. She decides to show him what a life of anal sex is like. Holly has some nice tits and is a pretty low-energy performer. He pushes her legs back and starts fucking her pussy. That perks her up a bit and it gets his dick ready to slide up her ass. (In RCA of course.) Holly dismounts and slides to the ground while he empties his sack onto her face. It is a pretty low-energy scene from start to finish which may explain why they buried it at the end of the movie.

There is some good potential with this movie, but it never really gets off the ground. Ashley and Katin are good looking girls who know how to take it in the ass. They also could have been great in some Paris & Nicole parody scenes, but we only get a short bit of opening dialog. That basically leaves us with a run of the mill anal movie that just happens to have a great looking box cover. Both girls do decent scenes at the beginning of the movie, but they go downhill steadily from there. This isn't a bad movie, but it's not anything that you are going to remember either. It's nearly as forgettable as the vapid pseudo-celebs it attempts to lampoon.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM