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Trade for Cat House Movie
Cat House Description:
TRADE-IN
Adult Video News Rating -- AAA½
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Starring: Dyanna Lauren, Asia Carrera, Tina Tyler, Anna Malle, Alex Dane, Colt Steele, Marc Wallace, Nick East,Steven St. Croix along with authentic Madam Chi Chi LaRue and piano player Dee Gordon.
What did you think of the film's production values?
Excellent plot, local and inimatography. Some neat jazz in the background, soft enough to hear the squealing andslurpy sex. Dyanna even sings a torchy number accompanied by Dee Gordon.
Very high marks for eroticism. Costumes were really sexy and they always left on some adornment making the scenes even more enjoyable than pure nudity. The scene with Nick East blindfolded screwing Dyanna, Asia and Tina in one session was especially erotic.
In the last scene, Marc and Nick, two sailors (machinist mate strikers from USS Missouri from their uniforms) have a DP with Alex Dane that was outstanding. She is so cute and the two guys really give it to her. They take turns between her pussy and her ass and all three are very energetic the whole time. Alex looks quite young here. Movie was shot in Oct of 1994 and I think Alex was born 7 July 1976 making her barely legal. Her ass looks almost virginal. This scene alone was worth the price for admission.
Chi Chi La Rue is very authentic as the fat old Madam while Dee Gordon noodles along on the piano throughout.
Steven St. Croix is in love with Dyanna Lauren (who wouldn't be) and at the end, takes her away to marry her, but not before some inspired sex in the kitchen. Colt Steele arriveswith his wife, Anna Malle, who is inhibited and can't reach a climax. Madam assigns Asia Carrera, who takes charge of their therapy better than any shrink. Anna is totally cured as Asia shows them both how it done and really gets off as well.
Nick is being treated to a last night of bachelorhood by his best buddy Marc. Marc blinfold him and shoves him onto a bed with Dyanna, Tina and Asia. By the time these lusty ladies show him what its all about, he is not so sure about married life. Then Alex delivers the coup de gras with her fantastic young body and a DP to die for! Marc happily pays up and they leave. Dyanna and Steven leave despite Chi Chi' misgivings about how he will support her in the manner to which she has become accustomed. Dee Gordon reminisces about all the goodtimes in Mz. Wilson's (Chi Chi's) old house.
I would be hard pressed to dislike anything about this movie although I doubt if any Master Chief would have let the guysgo ashore with pony tails sticking out under their white hats but what the hay!
This film gets an unqualified 10! Its got it all. I've watched it several times and if anything it just gets better.
Posted By Longjohn, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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Certificate of Compliance For Cat House DVD
Custodian Of Records Cat House DVD
(U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE)
Primary Producer of Cat House DVD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Cat House DVD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Cat House DVD or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Cat House DVD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Cat House DVD label appears are kept by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: S. Hirsch and D. James, Custodian of Records, Wave Video, 15127 Califa St., Van Nuys, CA 91411. Wave Video hereby certifies that Cat House DVD Movie is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and all commercial resellers of Cat House DVD may here upon rely.
Secondary Producer of Cat House DVD: In compliance with United States Code, Title 18, Section 2257, all models, actors, actresses and other persons who appear in Cat House DVD or any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct appearing or otherwise contained in Cat House DVD Video or at this web site were over the age of eighteen years at the time of the creation of such depictions; Or the graphic images of Cat House DVD contained within this website are exempt from the requirements of 18 U.S.C. S2257 of Title 18, United States Code and the regulations of 75 C.F.R. §75 because they were produced prior to July 3, 1995. The records required by Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code with respects to this video tape, and all graphical materials associated there with on which this Cat House DVD label appears are archived for and on behalf of Movie Exchange by the Custodian of Records at the office of the manufacturer at the following location: S. Hirsch and D. James, Custodian of Records, Wave Video, 15127 Califa St., Van Nuys, CA 91411. Wave Video hereby certifies for and on behalf of Movie Exchange that Cat House DVD Film is in compliance with the labeling requirements of Section 2257 of Title 18, United States Code, and Movie Exchange may here upon rely.
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