"Sperm In A Bottle - It's been a wonderful vacation for our European visitor. Jogging through the Ozark mountains sounded like a blast. But this ain't Europe baby! Out here in the backwoods is the panty sniffer boys. They're so deranged they'll shove a funnel up your mouth so you don't miss a single drop of cum.

"Floaters - Cops call them floaters. Bodies found floating in water. So picture the surprise of Terri, who finds a couple of them in her swimming pool. Seeing three naked men, Terri starts to fantasize about just how stiff a body can get. It's enough to raise the dead.