Roger's Rating:

Sometimes porn flicks are all about a certain type of woman. We have all kinds of ethnic lines, body type lines, body part lines and everything in between. Other movies are all about a certain sex act. Anal, oral, double pen, facial, swallowing and all acts in between get their own movies. Sometimes comps will allude to a specific position, though usually that is just a clever trick to get a catchy title to work. In the case of this line, we actually get a little honesty and originality. We get a line dedicated to a rare and intricate sexual position that delivers what it promises. The Anal Full Nelson, AFL from here on out, is quite a feat. It takes a woman with great flexibility. It isn't something that just any girl can do and certainly not a position that every director keeps in his (or her) arsenal. If you watch this movie and still don't think it's tough, watch the BTS. That will show you all you need to see.

Poor Audrey has had a tough day at the office. As she tries to describe her night with Otto to Rick, he is intrigued by a new anal position. In order to properly demonstrate, his cock needs to be hard. Audrey starts sucking and pretty soon has her head forced to the base until she is choking and drooling all over him. Once it is hard enough, they pull off the AFN. (For those who don't know, it's basically reverse cowgirl anal with her feet straight up in the air next to her head and his arms wrapped around the outside of her legs and his hands locked behind her head.) Otto comes stumbling out of the bedroom and decides he wants Audrey sucking on his dick again. He moves behind her, pulls off the AFN and invites Rick to slide his dick into her pussy at the same time. It is quite a work out for her, but that is just the beginning. They don't lighten up on her colon even when they move to easier positions. Audrey can take everything these guys can dish out and honestly looks great in the AFL position. On more than one occasion they seem to be rubbing their cocks together in her ass and working a toy in that general vicinity as well. There aren't many women who can take as much anal abuse as Audrey. The problem is the she ends up with a really pained look on her face. I know that will turn a lot people off, but it just kind of kills the wood for me. At least she isn't one of those disaffected rag dolls who seem to go limp with boredom when the rough stuff kicks off. The guys shoot big loads all over her face and outstretched tongue. After this scene Audrey is ready to enter the sexual Olympics.

Little Heather is just skipping through the garden when she runs into Harry. He gets her with the classic line “Hey little girl why are you dressed like a whore?” He takes her inside, shoves her face into his friend's lap and then the fun begins. Fun, in this case being a highly subjective term. Used to dispassionate side show sex, Heather falls right into full gag mode as she gets yanked around by the hair. As they pass her cock back and forth, Heather just stares, taking what they have and waiting for them to smack her around. There just isn't a whole lot of energy here. She bends over, gets fucked hard in the pussy and quags away like a well trained meat socket. All that's really left is to see how she pulls off the AFL. The first time isn't very long, but she handles it well. They fall back to some colon punching footage as she sings the song of a thousand dying mallards. When they aren't stuffing her mouth with dick, Heather finds herself sandwiched between both of them as they bang her silly. When you watch an experienced anal whore like Heather struggle with the AFL even as she gets her ass stretched and abuses and gargles with jizz you realize just how impressive Audrey's performance was.

Seth is bragging about what a sexual monster his girl is. He wants his friend to help him out by fucking Jen in the ass. As favors go, this one is pretty sweet. He joins the pretty brunette on the bed and doesn't have to do much of anything. As he lies there, she works her pretty red lips up and down his shaft. She wants it in her ass so the BJ is short and is replaced by some great looking RCA. This leggy babe is pure eye candy with a strong streak of sexual energy. Jennifer isn't quite flexible enough to pull off the AFN, but she sure tries. They get her into the position, but her neck looks ready to break. There is some great anal action here as she gets pounded and has her long legs flailing all over the place. Seth steps in and gives his new bride a second dick for the DP. This girl is hot, the anal sex is solid and if you're looking for a scene that doesn't focus more on the freakshow elements, this is it. Enjoy this pretty babe taking shots on her face just like the others.

Someone has decided to skip a few steps with Rachel. She is tied up in what already looks to be the dreaded AFN. When hooded men attack her, she thinks she is being raped. But no, it's just a dream, or is it? The guys are still there, shoving dicks into her face until there is drool everywhere. It isn't a pretty picture and after the last scene, this one is bound to leave some people a little cold. When they get the DP into full swing and she is facing the ceiling, they work in the AFN. It takes her a while to warm up, but eventually she's adding new twists to the extreme position. One of the guys stands between her legs to feed her the cock while he pushes her legs back even farther. There is some decent piledriver footage here, but clearly we have seen the bet this movie has to offer long before we get to this final scene.

This movie brings us four girls who get royally reamed in the always difficult Anal Full Nelson position. Some of them take it better than others. Some of them look better than others. Hell some of them are just hotter than others. Audrey Hollander proves once again that she is perhaps the dirtiest girl in porn. She does the AFL as well as anyone else in the movie and even takes more than one in her ass at the same time. Much of the action in this movie ventures into the rough sex, sideshow genre. That isn't what I like personally, but I know that there are a number of you who are looking for the precise type of action we get here. Jennifer Dark is fucking hot and she proves that she can be as big an anal whore as chick who aren't have as cute. That's what we love, cute babes who fuck like whores. The action here is well shot and nicely paced. If the girls make it look easy, watch the BTS and see just how fucking tough a real AFN really is.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM