Roger's Rating:

I want to nominate this movie for best title of the year. It's simple, it's catchy and it accurately describes the action we are about to see. Vince Vouyer always likes to be clever while keeping it simple and with SWAT he has managed both. Is the movie as good as the title? Well the cast is certainly impressive. It's a nice collection of sexy teens with varying degrees experience. By now most of us have seen Micah Moore and she is one of the more impressive new girls in the mix. Nikara is also quite impressive though for different reasons. She is a technical virgin who only takes it in the mouth and the ass. That makes her a unique teen with quite a bit of experience. In addition the action, both male and female talent are interviewed about the differences between women and teens. We are going to get to see the difference first hand with this collection of teens. And if this succeeds, just imagine the cousins it could spawn. SWAG (Sex With a Girl) SWAB (Sex with a Boy) SWAP (Sex With a Prostitute) SWATS (Sex With a Trans-Sexual) SWAMI (Sex With A MILF Internally) Stop me before I go on all day.

Vince tries really hard to get a good interview out of Sascha. Why do you like having sex with teenagers? Seems simple enough, but the just doesn't have much interest in answering. Pricilla isn't much more talkative, but when you are this cute and fresh it really doesn't matter what you say. Pervs like me will love you anyway. She actually claims to have the prettiest pussy in the world. I don't know about that, but it's sure nice looking as vags go. Sascha has fun eating that little pussy and then feeds her some dick. It is a rather unremarkable blowjob to be honest. Pricilla is pretty, but comes off flat during the oral and doesn't pick things up much as she gets fucked. It is a good thing she is so cute because that helps to carry the action until her energy level actually picks up a bit. By the time Sascha has her in doggy, she is performing at a level right up there with her obvious cuteness. Just when things are getting good, he shoots his load in her and she pushes it out of that pretty teenage pussy. No shot on that pretty face? Boo.

We've seen Jack relaxed and silly a lot in movies. He actually gives some very thoughtful answers to whole younger vs. older thing. Kenzie is a cute nineteen year old with fantastic natural tits. She has them out as she gives a short, but decent little interview. We don't get a reaction shot when she comes face to face with Jack. Instead she just has her mouth working on his cock. After sucking it for a bit, she kind of giggles and that opens the door for some conversation about how freaking big he is. The camera is moving too much and shooting this from the wrong angle, but there is still some nice heat here. The drawback to that "biggest one I've ever seen" angle is that Jack has to take it very slow and you can certainly see her struggling a bit as he pumps into her from behind. The energy level picks up when she gets on top, but the picture looks washed out. That's unfortunate because her big tits swaying back and forth make for a very nice bit of eye candy. Jack dishes out the dick carefully and it's a good thing he does. He could break this girl in half if he went all power-fuck on her. When her top gets moved a bit we can see why left it on. Kenzie has a string of big stars inked up the side of her body. He pulls out and jerks a load into her mouth. This cute teen has world class tits and shows quite a bit of promise in this scene.

Tee and Jaz both do their interviews and they are quite different to say the least. Tee holds his own, but Jazabella is hot looking and very convincing as she describes why she likes older men. For such a young girl, she certainly has the dirty talk thing down and knows exactly what to say to get us all in the mood. She takes Tee's dick out and starts sucking it. For some reason he grabs her by the head. Jazabella puts his balls in her mouth and prove that she doesn't need to be yanked around. She is doing just fine on her own. They move quickly into reverse cowgirl where he slams up into her on every stroke. His balls slap up against her pussy with every pump his hips. Tee slows down and lets the hot teen do the fucking for a while. I like this girl, but the scene isn't shot very well. The angles are all cock-eyed and the picture is all washed out. Whatever look they were going for, it should be immediately scrapped because it's just not very good. He shoots a load in her mouth, but this scene is just too hard to watch to really enjoy.

This is the girl with the unusual story. She says she's still technically a virgin because she only takes it in the mouth or the ass. I don't know if there is any way for us to prove or disprove this story o we just go with it. We do know that she is very articulate, totally cute and built for pleasure. Her no-vag rule is going to be put to the test when some comes face to crotch with big Jack. When she starts fake gagging Jack actually complement her for her "youthful enthusiasm." Come on, that's not enthusiasm Jack. That's fake ass porno-pimp indoctrination of a girl to make her fool us into thinking she's actually doing more than she is. She would do the same thing on Nick ManWood's dick. Boo. At least let her actually put in enough work to actually gag. Eventually she doe the work required to get some genuine drool going. Nikara looks great, but the excessive throat noises she throws out there just kind of kills the heat. Jack gets into position for anal and now she is in for a serious challenge. With her back arched and that big ass ready for some serous violation. I don't know how she can take that huge thing back there, but Nikara does it. As painful as it was to hear her destroy the oral segment, he makes it all up to us with a pretty great looking bit of big bun rocking sphincter stretching. Jack feeds her a big load at the end, sending out teen home with a full stomach and a sore booty.

James is billed as the youngest swordsman in porn, he's still older than hot little Micah. Having spent an afternoon on set with this super hot girl I can tell you that she has that certain something that make old guys like me want to have sex with a teenager. She shows off her pert little titties and that spectacular ass. If you don't want to nail this girl after seeing her for ten seconds then you are looking at the wrong movie. James gets to join this lovely brunette on the pool table and makes a meal out of her fresh young slit. He gets her all warmed up, but she raise the heat of the scene with a simple little blowjob. Micah has that fresh face, those full lips and throws in some eye contact that is bound to contribute more to global warming than all the Escalades and Hummer in the Valley combined. She keep her little white socks on as he tosses her onto the table and fucks that sweet little hole. There is some great POV footage of the mish, but to truly appreciate this sweet teen you really have to see her in cowgirl. Micah sticks out her ass like she knows exactly how hot it is and is practically begging us all to jerk off in time to the sight of her awesome checks bouncing up and down. Micah's energy matches her obvious charms, especially as she pumps her hips during a rigorous round of reverse cowgirl. The scene starts to feel a little long, but ends perfectly with a big load of hot man sauce all over her pretty face. With an ass this good and a face like this, Micah I going to be as big as she wants to be.

Vince shows us all that it is good to be the boss. He throws himself into the mix with Paige in the movie's finale. The has a super cute face and great tits, but the picture is washed out again. Does she have the sort of skills required to make it big. I'd call it mixed reviews for the early effort. She isn't a bad little cock sucker, but she has a long way to go before being as good as she is cute. Her little schoolgirl uniform helps with the overall look, but Paige is rather like the first girl in this movie. She has the eye candy thing down, but her sexual heat needs to improve if he is going to blossom into a star. Vince works her pretty hard from behind and has her natural tits swaying under her body on every stroke. There is some potential here, but this is not even close to the strongest scene in the movie.

Vince has the next great teen line on his hands. The name alone will keep it hopping off shelves. You can already see how it will develop. Next we'll have the SWAT Team with T shirts and a cool van equipped with lube, toys and rack of freaking stripper shoes. OK, maybe that is going a little too far, but you get the idea. The movie itself is pretty standard teen stuff. The interview questions are somewhat unique and they take the place of any tease that we might see in other lines. The sex comes with all of the usual pitfalls of a teen line. Some of these girls are cute, but not exactly ready to burn up the sheets. We see that from both Paige and Pricilla. They are both super cute and may become gonzo favorites before long, but for now, they are a little flat. The girls with a bit more experience actually give the best scenes. Nikara and Micah are the highlights of this movie. The latter babe shows off that incredible ass in a very strokeable, high energy scene. Nikara actually takes big Jack up her ass and that is impressive enough to make me almost forgive the wood killing quagging she uses at the start of the scene. Busty young Kenzie shows a lot of potential and we already know she can hang with the big boys after this movie. Nice opening effort and it's a stone-cold lock that Vince will be throwing more SWAT movies our way.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM