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Trade for Star Virgin Movie
Star Virgin Description:
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Starring:
Kari Klark is (apparently) a futuristic test-tube baby of some kind who needs the ins and outs of sex explained to her by a robot. Sound dumb? Far from it. She ends up on a time-traveling tour that shows her how raunchy sex was and can be. With Mike Ranger, Tracy Walton, and Jeanette Harlow.
Appropriately cheesy, though not unlike the many low-budget sci-fiers of the era.
From the strange to the explosive, each tale packs its own unique punch.
The first tale, set in the fifties, shows what pent-up sexual energy can do when it ignites on the hood of a car. Then there's the unconscious football star brought back to life by two cheerleaders who apply a slippery pussy compact to his face.
The strangest sequence, filmed in black and white like an old Dracula flick, features the blood-sucker and his sidekick (in a Richard Nixon mask) devouring a young victim. It's just too weird to be arousing.
Overall, I'd give it a 9 for ingenuity.
Posted By Miles, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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