The Walrus' Rating:

Starring: Champagne Pendarvis, Janet Jacme, Kira, Veronica Brazil, Ariana, T. T. Boy, Marc Wallice, Jonathan Morgan, Julian St. Jox. T. T. is a hard-boiled private eye, and it is painful watching him try to act. A better choice would have been Randy Spears. Jonathan, as usual, plays every scene for yucks, and overdoes it. Everybody did well in the sex scenes.

The action is written to take place in seedy surroundings, so the tacky-looking sets are appropriate. The camera work and sound are fine. The lighting is very good. The script, by Jonathan Morgan, is very funny in places, especially T. T. 's interview with client Ariana, but the plot is so moronic it's not even worth describing.

Are you turned on by the sight of lovely, plump, chocolate-colored female asses whose proud owners do enthusiastic anal? I am, and this film delivers it. The five sex scenes are all hot, with each woman getting a scene, and each black woman gets anal. The best scene is Janet's. Her smiles and squeals of delight during sex are a major treat. Bonuses are the big and real breasts of Champagne and Kira, which jiggle wonderfully in action.

The sex scenes feature hot action that is filmed clearly and well-lighted. Black women are a nice departure from all the bleach-blonds we see everywhere.

I don't know which is worse: T. T. 's acting, the plot, or Veronica's boobjob. Her doctor should be shot. Flip a coin.

You have to wade through a lot of crap to get what you want, but you do get it. Worth a 7.

Posted By The Walrus, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM