Roger's Rating:

For years Michael Ninn has been making high end adult movies that often thrill critics and leave fans wondering what happened to the sexual heat. I've been both amazed by his stuff and sometimes bewildered myself. Since making the jump to Private, I haven't taken a look at any Ninn's stuff and the first thin I grabbed from the pile is this one. It's billed as the first animated movie from Private. I've reviewed quite a few anime titles over the last year and some of them are all right, but this is different even than those. This looks like the evolution of the animation that Ninn has been using in his movies for years. I don't know what kind of sex movie that will make, but I guess Ninn finally found a way to avoid working with those hard-to-handle porn actresses. To get a feel for the movie, I ran the trailer and the whole thing looks like a very hip video game so this should be interesting to say the least.

The movie starts out in a strip club where a trio of digital dancers shake their stuff and do a little bumping and grinding. In the back, porn director Darnell “Black Bone” Johnson is looking for some cash from Big Mamma. She wants a little loving and insists that he licks it before he sticks it. Somehow watching a digital stud fuck a digital fat chick is pretty interesting. Bone uses a jackhammer on her from behind while his partner jerks off on her face. When the second guy shoots a load, it drives Big Mamma across the room where she lands on Darnell. His fucking earns them the money they need to shoot their next big movie.

They meet an attractive young woman who wants a part in the movie. She's a busty Barbie doll who really knows how to shake her stuff. After a strip and solo audition, she is joined by a buff porn stud named Rock Hard. They have Rock test with the girl. The dialog is pretty funny and then the electronic duo get busy on the desk. Watching this fake bimbo fuck makes me think that Vivid probably called to try and sign her up after seeing this flick. Rock has a big dick, a huge body and shoots a massive load all over his co-star.

The script leads Rock to a club where he confronts the big boss, who happens to be a little person. When he isn't being a tough crime boss, the little guy is busy in bed with two of his bitches. He gets a little chocolate and vanilla action. By now the sex scenes are starting to look even more comical as the midget uses his oversized prick to keep the women in line.

Rock gets to take a turn with the sweet sista. Midori does the voice for this babe and adds a lot of fun to the scene with her sexy talk. There are also a few extra positions this time around, making this scene a little different from the others.

There is a big shoot out scene to finish the movie. Just like a big budget porno flick, it runs on too long after the sex has stopped, but I guess that fits just fine.

This is a very ambitious project that is unlike anything I've seen in porn to date. How much you enjoy it depends on how much you enjoy watching computer animated characters fucking. I like it for the technical aspects, but this isn't a jerk off movie by any stretch of the imagination. If you're looking for something a little different and a big funny then this is the movie for you. If you're looking for something to spank to, try something else.

Copyright © Roger T. Pipe

Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM