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Starring: Rebecca Lord, Nici Sterling, Peter North, and others not really worth mentioning. Rebecca is far and a way the best performer in this film. She has two b-g scenes; the best is with Peter North. Nici has only two romps in the film: 1) a g-g mutual masturbation scene (if this even counts) and 2) the final scene, a threesome w/Peter North and a really-not-attractive-enough-to-be-touching-Nici-Sterling blonde. But what really causes the latter scene to fail is the poor camera work and the boring setup: a room with a bed, that's really all that can be said about it. Poor. There are several sex scenes with some real potential in this film, but the direction is so poor that I just couldn't get a rise out of most of them. All the scenes are over-long and emphasize phallatio (w/an inordinate amount of spitting) and microscopic close-ups. I really despise this style of filming. Don't get me wrong; I like the look of a pretty pair of pussy lips as much as the next guy, but don't just put the camera on maximum zoom and leave it there(!) -- especially when you're filming two babes with bods like Rebecca's and Nici's. How do you rate the movie's eroticism? Average. In spite of the film's incompetent direction, Rebecca and Nici remain two gorgeous honeys. Rebecca Lord is particularly alluring in this film, wearing two different but equally seductive "outfits" of black lingerie (at least the costume people knew what they were doing). What did you like best about this movie? The Rebecca-Peter scene, without a doubt. There's some real passion here and even a few fleeting glimpses of RL's beautifully sculptured bod (you know her ab-roller isn't just gathering dust). It ends with North dropping a sizable load on Lord's chest which she promptly smears all over breasts till they glisten white. It ain't a facial, but it's pretty good. The opening scene between Rebecca and has its moments too. The super-sexy glamour shot of Nici Sterling on the cover. Why? Because it led me to expect the most mind-blowing, C**K-lifting, ball-bursting scene of Ms. Sterling's career, but that is something the film definitely does not deliver. If that's what you want, you'd better look elsewhere. What we do get, for the most part, is Nici-as-voyeur standing around watching others heating it up and occasionally masturbating herself. It's a cruel world. Obviously I have kinda mixed feelings about this one, so I'll say that a] as a Rebecca Lord film, it deserves a 5, but b] as a Nici Sterling film, only a And so my overall opinion . . . where's my calculator? . . . is a 3.
Posted By The Straight Dope, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/12/06 1:58 PM
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